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Offline Azrick

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Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« on: October 27, 2009, 07:42:09 PM »
BEING A MAN IS A FULL TIME JOB! That why i'm giving you this week my top 5 OF THE MOST MALE PLACES TO LIVE ON EARTH!
IF YOUR A MALE, YOU SHOULD BE LIVING IN ONE OF THESE PLACES!


#5- A RAFT ON THE OCEAN DURING A HURRICANE



#4- IN THE MOVIE 300



#3- ANYWHERE WHERE YOUR NEIGHBOURS ARE NUCLEAR BOMBS



#2- IN AN ALLIGATOR'S MOUTH



#1- IN A STREET FIGHTER LEVEL, especially Vega's one with the cages or the one with some marines on missile boxes, and with nice blonde chicks with big tits that are cheering!


HOPE MY TOPIC HELPED SOME OF YOU GUYS TO BE LESS GAY. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
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I'm the most retarded KEA member, no exceptions, so don't worry if I make a compliment on your mom's implants or if I talk about the goose Zone_Trooper fucked on youtube and how it was awesome. The name's Azrick, and if you hear something weird... just say ''Awww normal, it's Azrick -_-''

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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 09:13:32 PM »
im afraid that this is part one.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2009, 09:38:51 PM »
if it's your top 5 you can't add to it or have any other parts.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 09:47:32 PM »
i would throw this in at #6  not telling others you are a "real man" all the time.....
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 12:45:27 AM »
Why rant @ us we are a small forum. ::) ::) :P
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 07:48:51 AM »
im sure i didnt follow those rules to be  a man all it took for me to become a man is ball gag and lube and some dude tellin me to shut the fuck up and take it haha roflmfao
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2009, 06:57:27 PM »
Part 2 better be better....
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2009, 10:49:16 PM »
5.  Going through Hurricane Andrew
2.  We catch those fuckers all the time.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2009, 10:07:44 PM »
your not a real man untill you have a piece of wood that you use to stir paint.


true story/
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2009, 07:35:57 AM »
You're not a real man until you hate Rachel Ray.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2009, 08:35:53 AM »
Quote from: Shippo on November 02, 2009, 07:35:57 AM
You're not a real man until you hate Rachel Ray.

No....you're not a real man until you fucked Rachel Ray while she is cooking.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2009, 01:29:49 PM »
Quote from: [KEA] brdmichaud [COL] on November 02, 2009, 08:35:53 AM
No....you're not a real man until you fucked Rachel Ray while she is cooking.

Agreed
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2009, 01:35:09 PM »
Quote from: [KEA] brdmichaud [COL] on November 02, 2009, 08:35:53 AM
No....you're not a real man until you fucked Rachel Ray while she is cooking.

with EVOO and a ball gag to silence that voice.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2009, 01:41:34 PM »
You're not a real man if you always change team in DoD when you're current team is loosing........(not aiming Zone_Trooper at all =P ) LOLL
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2009, 02:32:29 PM »
Quote from: DC on November 02, 2009, 01:35:09 PM
with EVOO and a ball gag to silence that voice.
Agreed, I would bang her if she never, ever spoke.  In fact, if fucking Rachal Ray shut her the fuck up, I would take one for the team.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2009, 04:19:03 PM »
id never fuck an ugly chick..ever

(unless she had a generously sized booty)
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2009, 04:27:24 PM »
id fart right on Rachel Ray's cheese burger then make her eat it and tell her "this is love bitch, eat it!!!".
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2009, 05:46:30 PM »
LOL you sick son of a!....
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 01
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2009, 06:03:32 PM »
Quote from: D-MAN [COL] on November 02, 2009, 05:46:30 PM
LOL you sick son of a!....
they say the sickest of em all is the one who laughs...
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