So I was playing poker today

[Glox]

and I stacked a guy (got all his chips)

He goes "Whatever dbag, die in a fire you cunt"

It made me miss you guys.

[D-MAN]

Haha How much money you get?

[fury]

can u make a living out of playin poker?

[pixiestyx]

can u make a living out of playin poker?

it's what he does

[fury]

i know but..i imagine hes really good at it to at least break even at the end of the month..i couldnt do it..id start gigglin if i got more than 2 aces

[D-MAN]

ii couldnt do it..id start gigglin if i got more than 2 aces

Retard. you need to get a girlfriend that you don't give a shit about and practice lying to her first, then you will be pro at lying and not cracking a smile in about a month. 

[brdmichaud]

can u make a living out of playin poker?

Doc Holliday did

[fury]

Retard. you need to get a girlfriend that you don't give a shit about and practice lying to her first, then you will be pro at lying and not cracking a smile in about a month. 

i never needed to lie..the more i lie to chicks the more they like me so..

[D-MAN]

What eva works for ya.

[Rev. Jim Jones]

GLOX is a gay prostitute and the poker is so he wont get busted at-least thats what he claims.

[Glox]

I wish someone would pay me for sex. That aside you can make money playing poker but it does take dedication and there is a learning curve and grind to go through before you get to the good money levels.

[1upmushroom]

glox whre u play at?

[Glox]

Cake poker online, Borgata AC live.

[1upmushroom]

ahh ok, i play at shitty pokerstars. i would play live but im not 21

[Ban Em All]

ahh ok, i play at shitty pokerstars. i would play live but im not 21

dont know why but i read that as "i play as a shitty pornstar" lol

[Glox]

I hate jokestars. I did just get a hat from them in the mail though.

[1upmushroom]

I hate jokestars. I did just get a hat from them in the mail though.

yeah some turns and rivers are bs but I'm up $623 so can't complain