Author Topic: Whelp, was only a matter of time... (Read 7932 times)

Maddawg · « **on:** September 06, 2009, 03:47:15 PM »

HELLOOOOO

How's it going crazy people? Apparently TAE has taken a long back seat, and I grow rather tired of carrying their weight. (They've only had 2 new members in the last 5 months) sooo, I figured i'd give KEA a shot, and see if yall would be interested in adopting a new phlip $5 suckalicious brat. The names Maddawg, I am 24 years of age and I reside in a shit hole called Birmingham Alabama. I like to take long walks on the beach with an occasional night-lit dinner of blood and gore, with a hint of intensity. My hobbies are fapping, gaming, more fapping and a bit more gaming. As some of you may know, my fiance is in Canada, and I am going through the process of immigration to be with her and her kid (4 yr old daughter) and as anyone could guess, it is pretty much a bitch for an American citizen to leave the states

. I work 65 hours a week at 2 subway shops (i expect heavy sammich jokes or i wont feel loved T.T) so my time is very limited to when I can come and play with yah. But so far, besides being TKed, teamwounded, crushed emotionally, banned, cussed at, hurt intently..bah who am I kidding I LOVE ABUSE, and i'm a glutten for punishment. I've been playing DoD for about 5-6 years now and have been through hell and back with most of them, was in CAL-O for 2 seasons, was undefeated in one with R.F. (Red Fusion if you have to ask) and CAL-I for 2 seasons, 1 Undefeated with R.F. and a struggle haul top 3 win with N|S (Nomadic Soldiers) R.F disbanded a while back eventhough they stay in touch, and of course N|S, over 40% of their members wall/aim, all that crap, now, I did not participate in any of that shit, as much as I know some of you would love to believe, but I did learn from it, I play with game music muted, and noise level boosted with headset on, and yes the rocket/grenade blasts do kinda tingle the ears, I can hear your little feet prints comin' anyway, I hope to be evaluated, looked over, abused (expected), and overly raped many times over. Other than that, this is just a petition to see if I can hop on the back of a CRV with a bunch of buds, kick back stoned/drunk, and kill pointless shit. Thanks for taking the time to reading it..guess I just waisted 5 minuets of your life MWAHAHH *cough*

Anally yours,
Maddawg

Glox · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2009, 03:49:54 PM »

Who the hell are you and why the hell is your post so gayly formatted?

D-MAN · « **Reply #2 on:** September 06, 2009, 04:01:27 PM »

Welcome NUB, enjoy the stay......

RAMBO · « **Reply #3 on:** September 06, 2009, 05:12:18 PM »

Quote from: Glox on September 06, 2009, 03:49:54 PM

Who the hell are you and why the hell is your post so gayly formatted?

\»TÆ«/™ mªdDåwg

fury · « **Reply #4 on:** September 06, 2009, 05:12:55 PM »

this guy is the shit.Some of us know him from way back.

welcome

Hands Mechanical · « **Reply #5 on:** September 06, 2009, 05:15:32 PM »

welcome, good to see old school dod players still around and kickin in this ocean of noobs

guit_ar_tist · « **Reply #6 on:** September 06, 2009, 06:00:04 PM »

Welcome.

Ban Em All · « **Reply #7 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:09:44 PM »

thank you. for your annoying red text :p

TERd sniFFa · « **Reply #8 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:33:56 PM »

To join KEA you need to pledge allegiance to the cawk. ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE AN OATH OF ALLEGIANCE TO TEH CACK?

Ban Em All · « **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:46:11 PM »

Quote from: TERd sniFFa on September 06, 2009, 08:33:56 PM

To join KEA you need to pledge allegiance to the cawk. ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE AN OATH OF ALLEGIANCE TO TEH CACK?

I dont mean to sound rude, but who are you?

TERd sniFFa · « **Reply #10 on:** September 06, 2009, 08:55:43 PM »

that was rude

im terd sniffa, been sniffin terd since ona days...

Ban Em All · « **Reply #11 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:03:45 PM »

Quote from: TERd sniFFa on September 06, 2009, 08:55:43 PM

that was rude

im terd sniffa, been sniffin terd since ona days...

aw, I dont remember you fella

fury · « **Reply #12 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:09:32 PM »

i thought all these ppl had died long ago..this is lookin more and more like a geriatric

Maddawg · « **Reply #13 on:** September 06, 2009, 09:55:50 PM »

Glox: Who the hell am i? WHO THE HELL AM I?? *sniffles* man you never check under your bed anymore

You used to use me every night, and then that damn butt pirate moved in, now i'm going to dust

Nice to meet you too lol

D-Man: I have been enjoying the stay, all your apartments belong to me

...until nobody is covering my back xD

RAMBO: Thank you for pointing out the obvious ^_^ hope that computer issue gets better (last time we met was today, I THINK it was you, said you had a horrible comp problem running at 15 FPS and crappy internet..hope things get better soon :\

Fury: I am the shit...flush me

lol thanks bro love crackin skulls with yah

Hands: Tell me about it, I rarely see anyone who plays more than 2-3 years now, except when I came to here of course, anyone else that claims it, doesn't play like it...especially if their score is -5 kills and 20 deaths (don't ask, some one on your server said he was going to destroy me...damn kid couldn't even pull his stupid ass training pants up without dieing)

Guit- Thank you and much appreciated

Ban em All: Any time bro, I am happy to help you be able to read it old man *hug*

Terd: ... [OnA] Turd Sniffer or Terd Ferguson??? you're name really rings a damn bell bro...get back in touch with me if you can, somehow I feel like we've met before, in case you recognize any of my other names R.ƒ - MadDawg , -|.30 Cal|- Maddawg , N|S MádDàwg , and of course, \»TÆ«/™ mªdDåwg but yeah, i've taken the oath with a few pills to make sure that it is impossible for no male pregnancy lol anyway, see yah around.

"Waits like a dawg for invite...along with 500 little cum sucking ingrates" ...yup...

Ban Em All · « **Reply #14 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:31:11 PM »

Quote from: Maddawg on September 06, 2009, 09:55:50 PM

Terd: ... [OnA] Turd Sniffer or Terd Ferguson???

haha, love ya man. and yeah, terd ferguson sounds familiar!

Run Away! · « **Reply #15 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:39:46 PM »

I dont like any of you.

D-MAN · « **Reply #16 on:** September 06, 2009, 11:36:45 PM »

Quote from: Run Away! on September 06, 2009, 10:39:46 PM

I dont like any of you.

Im is love you.....

The Denogginizer · « **Reply #17 on:** September 07, 2009, 03:05:07 AM »

"Im is love you....." -[KEA] D-MAN, that quote has me in tears. Love you man! and welcome maddawg ^^

TERd sniFFa · « **Reply #18 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:45:39 AM »

*MOTHAFUKIN THREAD HIJACK* looks like most of the crew is on this server now. whom do u guys still miss from OnA? I miss madhatter,FITMK,cubswin,VIVIVI,Mu-dog(not Maddawg, the transgender transvestite),Get Some!,rollaster,Fisty,Xyborg, Monster Rain, spoofman

fagherts that I dont miss are Ninja Kirby,all of Its On(note the pink font) clan,Furor,byteframe

fury · « **Reply #19 on:** September 07, 2009, 08:38:26 AM »

i sure as hell dont miss that fucker xyborg.

vivivi<-- rofl ,cool guy
cubs<--ferret´s secret love
rollaster<--more rofl
mu-dog <--azn
getsome<--was playin not too long ago

i miss jambot "rock on" and spoofette

ps:wtf ,how do you remember all these names?

D-MAN · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2009, 11:13:56 AM »

Quote from: fury on September 07, 2009, 08:38:26 AM

ps:wtf ,how do you remember all these names?

Another stalker in our presence possibly......

Maddawg · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2009, 11:16:51 AM »

Another bacon you say D ??

and Turd, NO HIJACK, NO ...stupid monkey

and Run away, you didnt say that last night >.>

xoxo

trooper is j · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2009, 02:30:32 PM »

Shit man, I used to live in AL about 1 year ago. I lived in clay.

[OnA]HomelessGuy · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:43:16 PM »

Quote from: TERd sniFFa on September 07, 2009, 07:45:39 AM

*MOTHAFUKIN THREAD HIJACK* looks like most of the crew is on this server now. whom do u guys still miss from OnA? I miss madhatter,FITMK,cubswin,VIVIVI,Mu-dog(not Maddawg, the transgender transvestite),Get Some!,rollaster,Fisty,Xyborg, Monster Rain, spoofman

fagherts that I dont miss are Ninja Kirby,all of Its On(note the pink font) clan,Furor,byteframe

aww you dont miss me? And we all miss monsterrain, aparently he had a date with sloppy and hasnt been seen since.

Ban Em All · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:20:02 PM »

Quote from: [OnA]HomelessGuy on September 10, 2009, 06:43:16 PM

aww you dont miss me? And we all miss monsterrain, aparently he had a date with sloppy and hasnt been seen since.

can't say i blame him...