Best DoD players

[Ban Em All]

I hereby vow to spend every waking moment, for the rest of my life, to shooting rockets up the rear ends of all of you who didn't put me on that list for pansershreck. You have been warned.

Haha.... you are good with thy rocket. I knight thee.

I sometimes pee when I poop

but i never poop when I pee.

LOL Same here. It would kinda be messy to poop while standing up unless you pee sitting down.   

im just speech less, why dont you poop when you pee, i do it almost all the time

[Sexy like Ramsey]

I hereby vow to spend every waking moment, for the rest of my life, to shooting rockets up the rear ends of all of you who didn't put me on that list for pansershreck. You have been warned.

Technically you still owe me a shovel from the OnA server.

[guit_ar_tist]

im just speech less, why dont you poop when you pee, i do it almost all the time

well, if you don't mind cleaning the mess....

[Ban Em All]

im just speech less, why dont you poop when you pee, i do it almost all the time

well, if you don't mind cleaning the mess....

i never cleaned up the mess, your mom does for me

[[OnA]Sloppy]

I sometimes pee when I poop
but i never poop when I pee.

i'm jus sayin, that was sbdod titans sig, or someone else on pg, but nice joke dane. 

[guit_ar_tist]

im just speech less, why dont you poop when you pee, i do it almost all the time

well, if you don't mind cleaning the mess....

i never cleaned up the mess, your mom does for me

                  

[RAMBO]

Sniper - Monster Rain, Ramsey, Sloppy, Corvette, Solo Hunt, Fisty McTwisty, Rollin
MG - Del Faggo, I am only 5, augmentor, crzy_canuck
BAR - Zone Trooper, swamprat
STG - Admiral Terror(Zone or corvette may remember him)
K98 - Haji Killer, Yellow Snow, Ramsey
m1 Carbine-jwpizzy
rocket - Hughes, Fury, jwpizzy, Ferret, Lt. JC Chavez, Lt. Justin Timiberlake
assault - Iron Frank, Rev Jim Jones, anybody who doesn't camp except pimba because he is a bitch.
Garand - Yoplait from the  right to rebel server.

I could name a lot of people from the first year of OnA Party rock but nobody would know of them.

Camper Award - Corvette, brdmichaud
Lag Award - Ding, Fury
Hack Award - Pimba
Racist Award - Confidence Man
Overall Douche Bag Cum Guzzling Faggotry Jew Nigger Award- FURY

[[OnA]Sloppy]

Sniper- anyone who is able to take out mg's, not hard.
MG- Fisty Mctwisty(best all around player i've played with that wasn't cal-i) the rest are no where near him, i will say del fuego is the reason i'm as good at sniper as i am, i am only 5 was always good, same with cat urine on the jns server, he is one of the very few mg's the move up(and does it better then anyone else)
Support-i don't know, nor do i care, the people with good kdr's are usually camping anyway.
Assualt- evilspongebob is someone i love to have on my team, but thats only cause he spends the whole time in the enemies base, being a cunt.
American rifle-fitmk, if you never played with him, he's better then anyone else
nazi rifle- pimba, yellowsnow, fitmk but didn't play it that much, jns wilson. and wave of babies was the best i've seen, but thats cause i've never seen anyone else go through apartments and clear it with rifle, and do it a lot. i'm sure there are people who are good with it also, but i'm just not thinking about it now.
rocket- hughes, nothing against anyone else, a lot of other people are good, but hughes is the only rocket who has dominated me. if someone else does it a couple times i'll say they are as good as hughes, but as of right now, no one else is as good as him.

And for someone who isn't great at a class but i want on my team everytime, it's byteframe, say what you will about his homosexuality, and love for negro sperm, he knows how to win, and isn't afraid to die trying to cap fountain, or blocking the last cap. also he can play on both teams, and will switch even if the other team is bad, something a lot of people won't do.

so for people who are good, that i didn't mention, but thats cause if you are good at the game, you are usually good at all weapons, anyone really in kea, masterpiece, nerd(has mastered how to get points faster and better then anyone else in the game) deadlyspecs(hand of god), whores, zone, homeless, ferret, and frank
and this guy http://keagaming.hlstatsx.com/?mode=playerinfo&player=855 pcjoe(corvette thinks he hacks, as does a lot of people, but he's just a hell of a shot)

[fury]

Camper Award - Corvette, brdmichaud
Lag Award - Ding, Fury
Hack Award - Pimba
Racist Award - Confidence Man
Overall Douche Bag Cum Guzzling Faggotry Jew Nigger Award- FURY

the other day some guy stole the top lagger spot from me,but your right about the other things

[Ban Em All]

only rambo can come in with a statement like that

[guit_ar_tist]

only rambo can come in with a statement like that

I second that.

[Ban Em All]

only rambo can come in with a statement like that

I second that.

guitartist likes the hunky men, especially when their nips are showing 

[guit_ar_tist]

how'd you know? 

[RAMBO]

I think he likes how he is holding the foremost part of the stock. (The part under the barrel, as if he is stroking it.)

[DinG]

THATS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.. how the fuck do i get the lag award.. rambo gets the gayness award for saying that..

[guit_ar_tist]

THATS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.. how the fuck do i get the lag award.. rambo gets the gayness award for saying that..

Yeah, cause you don't lag at all. If he meant lag as in ping.

[[KEA] falconnan]

There's skill level . . . which I will never make a claim.  My question is:  Who screws with everything the other team tries to do?
And by the way, I hate NERD . . . when he is on the opposing team  . . . more than all the others.  That is how I personally denote skill.

[guit_ar_tist]

There's skill level . . . which I will never make a claim.  My question is:  Who screws with everything the other team tries to do?
And by the way, I hate NERD . . . when he is on the opposing team  . . . more than all the others.  That is how I personally denote skill.

Ok? 

[fury]

I think he likes how he is holding the foremost part of the stock. (The part under the barrel, as if he is stroking it.)

only a very sexually troubled person could think about sly holdin an ak47 that way..you belong behind bars

[guit_ar_tist]

I think he likes how he is holding the foremost part of the stock. (The part under the barrel, as if he is stroking it.)

only a very sexually troubled person could think about sly holdin an ak47 that way..you belong behind bars

lol

[jwpizzy]

I believe JIN, Fisty McTwisty, Furor, Fitmk, I Take Lives And Flags have been some of the best I have played with in the past. They could hold down an entire part of the map on their own whether it be the church, middle, or apartments.

[Ban Em All]

ya, they arent bad, i played with jin a few weeks ago. good guy, although is he good enough to hold down an entire church or the apartments by himself? hell no. but he can average a 2.0 kpd. hes good, but not an amazing good





IM TIRED!!!!!!

[guit_ar_tist]

ya, they arent bad, i played with jin a few weeks ago. good guy, although is he good enough to hold down an entire church or the apartments by himself? hell no. but he can average a 2.0 kpd. hes good, but not an amazing good





IM TIRED!!!!!!

Yeah, I've played with some of those you mentioned but I can't remember it all. I Take Lives And Flags is good though from what I have seen.





I'M HORNY

[Ban Em All]

ya, they arent bad, i played with jin a few weeks ago. good guy, although is he good enough to hold down an entire church or the apartments by himself? hell no. but he can average a 2.0 kpd. hes good, but not an amazing good





IM TIRED!!!!!!

Yeah, I've played with some of those you mentioned but I can't remember it all. I Take Lives And Flags is good though from what I have seen.





I'M HORNY

he got caught hacking

[guit_ar_tist]

got caught hacking by who? JNS?