Don't confuse me with my arch nemesis and that namestealing jerk Shovel of Allah.
I'm the guy who talks too much on the microphone, gets muted by Jim Jones cause I annoy him, and I sound alot like trooper because I'm the west coast version of him, because I am as much of or even bigger redneck than he.
My Hobbies include walking down the beach with other men, taking it up the ass on sunday, giving it up the ass on tuesdays, and on my off days I enjoy screwing Zone Trooper and of course the ever so hackeristic Have Lock.
I suck at DoD:S to be honest, I usually end up like 15-25 kills below positive when I break 100 kills, and I never shut up and always have something incredibly stupid to say.
Oh yea, I came up with the actual meaning of OnA and KEA.
Old Nasty Assholes and Klean Empty Assholes.
So see ya'll on the server or in Cockpolisher's bed.
Watch out though, I may or may not have a BAR or STG with me.
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I know I forgot to read the rules, but here goes.
Age: 20
Games Played: Too many.
Fallout 3 Oblivion Red Orchestra World in Conflict Halo 3 Day of Defeat Source Medieval Total War 2 Fable TLC Morrowind Wolfenstein Enemy Territory, And the occasional doom 2 and Quake 1 and 2.
Well I have a lot more games but I can't really think of any that I've recently played.
OH yea, I play too much Star Wars Battlefront 2 and Empire at war.
