Author Topic: Chainsaw (Read 7796 times)

RAMBO · « **on:** May 27, 2009, 03:15:35 PM »

I am buying a saw this weekend. The one we own is like 20 years old and only a foot long. Anyways, I was wondering what I should go with. Anyone here have a suggestion? Stihl/Echo/Craftsman? I guess low ends would be Black and Decker, Husqvarna, Poulan, and Remington?

ScrotalTorment · « **Reply #1 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:24:40 PM »

I'd say Stihl, I've never had an issue with them when taken care of. Granted i've never used the others so dunno of any issues. But i'd say definitely don't get a lowend, Those are for retarded homeowning husbands who trim shrubs. lol

Hands Mechanical · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:34:33 PM »

i have also only used stihl but i had a blast with it cutting down trees in my backyard and it worked beautifully

fury · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2009, 04:31:58 PM »

husqvarna has the best engines,and are pricey,but stihl and poulan pro are probably the most reliable ones overall,just keep it lubed and itll last a lifetime

ScrotalTorment · « **Reply #4 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:26:30 PM »

Ya, lube is key. In chainsaw maintenance and anal.

fury · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:47:05 PM »

Quote from: ScrotalTorment on May 27, 2009, 05:26:30 PM

Ya, lube is key. In chainsaw maintenance and anal.

yeah i was talkin about anal lube before

trooper is j · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:10:49 PM »

poulan i had an issue with one of those once. the pull starter would not always wind back up. other wise a pretty good saw. STAY AWAY from black and decker, all of the shit they make now a days is shit and wont last long at all. rambo you should take the engine from your old saw and put it on a bicycle.

RAMBO · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2009, 02:00:46 PM »

I looked at craftsman ones since I was in sears yesterday and they were quite reasonably priced. If I go with Stihl, I'd have to find a dealer. They don't sell them at any chain stores from what I understand. I'm sure the Craftsman will have a lifetime warranty too, which is always good, and they are trustworthy.

Actually, only a year warranty. Those bitches.

Run Away! · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:55:42 PM »

Well this topic was nothing as expected. I figured to enter the topic and start reading something about a massacre with a chainsaw or something....lol. But as for a chainsaw, Id go with a craftsman. I have no complaints about any of there tools. There always reliable.

ScrotalTorment · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2009, 12:58:05 AM »

There are ALL KINDS of places that sell stihl around here in minnesota. You could probably google for it in your area and find something pretty easily.

I guarentee it'll be more expensive then craftsman, but it'll probably have a much better warranty and work better.

I'll buy craftsman socket wrenches and shit. But i never liked their power tools. I used to install windows and craftsman shit never lasted longer then the high end stuff. costs twice as much but lasts 4x longer.

RAMBO · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2009, 03:39:22 PM »

Yea, there are some local small places. They bump the price up like jews and I won't pay for it. I mean, they bump it up like 50-100 bucks. Fuck them. I'll prolly go with a craftsman. Cheap, good name.

Ban Em All · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:37:35 PM »

I wouldnt trust rambo with a chainsaw.

just imagine...

ScrotalTorment · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:11:34 PM »

Quote from: Ban Em All on May 29, 2009, 04:37:35 PM

I wouldnt trust rambo with a chainsaw.

just imagine...

I think that a background check and psychological history might be in order.

Ban Em All · « **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:21:12 PM »

Quote from: ScrotalTorment on May 29, 2009, 07:11:34 PM

I think that a background check and psychological history might be in order.

And thats for a chainsaw, let alone a weapon.

fury · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Ban Em All on May 29, 2009, 07:21:12 PM

And thats for a chainsaw, let alone a weapon.

or a sling

Ban Em All · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:58:51 PM »

Quote from: fury on May 29, 2009, 07:43:28 PM

or a sling

or anything including his own body

Bobby Hill · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2009, 12:42:52 PM »

i got a stihl with a 20 inch bar it pwns. ive been cuttin fire wood all week

RAMBO · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2009, 09:43:01 AM »

I went with a pouland. I did research and Husqy pretty much makes all of them now except for stihl and echo. 20" bar and it worked well as I cut firewood all week. Also, you don't realize most of my psychotic behavior is only expressed online.

Hands Mechanical · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:11:45 PM »

In day-to-day life he bides his time and labors under a facade of sanity and stability... but one day the psychosis will catch up and an unhinged, frothing Rambo will hit the streets, revving his chainsaw and shrieking wildly as he chases women and children down the road. DOD:S can't keep back the flood forever.

canadian_bacon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2009, 03:26:04 PM »

just dont go chopping down red woods, and scrotal definatly knows his lube... consult to him for instructions

RAMBO · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2009, 06:38:33 PM »

Canadian and Hands this is not your place to make jokes. I hate you both. Shut up faggots.

Ban Em All · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2009, 09:18:10 PM »

Quote from: RAMBO on June 03, 2009, 06:38:33 PM

Canadian and Hands this is not your place to make jokes. I hate you both. Shut up faggots.

dont take it personally canadian and hands, he hates everyone.

RAMBO · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2009, 08:40:03 AM »

I don't hate you Ban Em, or NWP, Jim Jones, Dog Faced Gremli, FURY, Pimba, NYC Diesel, Glox, Professional, Jwpizzy, Canadian Hammer, Cray Canuck, Gage, i stink, Spook, or Mattress Gnome. I guess I only hate the new fags.

Bobby Hill · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2009, 12:58:53 PM »

yayyyy "girl voice" probably hated now lol

soviet pizza · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2009, 01:01:39 PM »