I FUCKIN WON THE LOTTERY!! YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!

[fury]

HOLY SHIT I JUST WON THE LOTTO!! U FUCKERS BELIEVE THAT?? WITH MY LUCK!!




SOUTH AFRICAN WORLD CUP 2010 FREE LOTTERY DRAW
HEADQUARTERS. DURBAN SOUTH AFRICA.

Dear Winner,
 
We are pleased to announce you as one of the 5 lucky winners in our Free Lotto Draw held by UTC/GMT is 22:18 on 2nd of February 2009. Your email address emerged along side with the four others as a category of winners in this year's Annual free lottery draw. All 5 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails.  You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).


sincerely

MR PRINCE KUMA

as yall can see..the prince HIMSELF is gonna issue me half a million cause im so bad and charming..
i just dont know how these ppl half way across the world found out about me but i dont care.
So i think im gonna donate around 100k to kea..all i gotta do now is submit my personal info to him and hell get the shit goin..IM RICH BITCHES! IM RICH! FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU! HhahAH


more comin..stay alert..you really wanna be my new friend now!

fury (the new rich asshole in town)

[RAMBO]

Huh? Is this a stupid scam, that you posted about? Or, is this a bad joke?

[Shippo]

Enjoy your millions in south Africa :-)

[dogfacedgremlin]

Sweet, to date I have won nearly 750 million in over seas lotteries and inheritance from rich people who think I'm the bomb.  Just make sure you give them ALL your info includeing your social security number or you will not get a dime of it.  They said my checks are in the mail.  I'm rich bitch 

[D-MAN]

HOLY SHIT I JUST WON THE LOTTO!! U FUCKERS BELIEVE THAT?? WITH MY LUCK!!




SOUTH AFRICAN WORLD CUP 2010 FREE LOTTERY DRAW
HEADQUARTERS. DURBAN SOUTH AFRICA.

Dear Winner,
 
We are pleased to announce you as one of the 5 lucky winners in our Free Lotto Draw held by UTC/GMT is 22:18 on 2nd of February 2009. Your email address emerged along side with the four others as a category of winners in this year's Annual free lottery draw. All 5 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails.  You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).


sincerely

MR PRINCE KUMA

as yall can see..the prince HIMSELF is gonna issue me half a million cause im so bad and charming..
i just dont know how these ppl half way across the world found out about me but i dont care.
So i think im gonna donate around 100k to kea..all i gotta do now is submit my personal info to him and hell get the shit goin..IM RICH BITCHES! IM RICH! FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU! HhahAH


more comin..stay alert..you really wanna be my new friend now!

fury (the new rich asshole in town)

Don't be dumb, don't send them any personel information! I can promise you that they are just a bunch of skam artists who want to control your life...IGNORE THEM!

[Rev. Jim Jones]

Yes Mr. Fury you have won 500 thousand U.S. dollars. PLEASE SENT US $129 FOR INVENTORY FEES.

[Ban Em All]

i am sort of unsure about this myself, if you dont know how they got your email, then i would leave it alone.

i think it honestly has scam written all over it

[fury]

well..the post was meant as a joke and a heads up...they got a huge pool of emails they get from forwarded emails and stuff..which i don't do so i guess they might have a spam soft that spits out millions of emails in every possible direction..its a scam,no doubt..ive even heard of ppl actually travelling to south Africa and Asia to claim they prices and gettin beaten,kidnapped and even killed..what these 3rd world douchebags are after is my personal information,which theyll never have

[Ban Em All]

oh, ok. i thought so. now if you actually entered this contest or lottery, that would be awesome

[[OnA]Sloppy]

i didn't read any of this, but lol at anyone who believed fury. only thing he wants from africans anyway is in there pants.

[Run Away!]

I r wants moniez.....

[[918] IRON FROG]

Wow I am also going to be a rich A-hole (note not A-roid). But only 1.6 million US dollars for only $180, thats a good deal isn' it?


Attn: Beneficiary, This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Danny of the Oceanic Bank Of Benin Republic, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Intercontinenter Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in total USD $1.6Musd in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD. Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $180.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction. CONTACT INFORMATION NAME: Mr.Gabreal Willson. EMAIL: mrgabrealwillson@sify.com Do contact Mr.Gabreal Willson of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details: FULL NAME: HOME ADDRESS: TELL: CELL: CURRENT OCCUPATION: BANK NAME: So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll use in making payment of $180.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you. Thanks and hope to read from you soon. FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III. Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr.Gabreal Willson of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

[fury]

holy shit..ill lend u the 180$
we got another rich bitch in the team

[Ban Em All]

lucky

[johnny5]

Hahha, i love those e-mails... we'll send you 5mil if you send us your bank account and ss #. I like to reply to those e-mails with this....



Works every time

[[918] IRON FROG]

Hold the phones, I did it again! I love it when someone who can't even spell or use proper grammar is trying to scam me! But 4.6 millions ain't bad.
Mistakes in bold.

Attention: Beneficiary,



It has come to our notice that you are unable to claim your ATM CARD of
4.6Millions  United State Dollars last year being 2008 and also the
charges for the insurance and Shipment was not met, for that reason we the FedEx
Delivery Company has decided to ship out your fund to your doorstep and
the FedEx Tracking number is : 7891-5561-9981,For our patronage we want you to
understand that all you are to come up with is for the United State of

America Custom Clearance Certificate for the processing of your fund which
is now to be delivered from New York USA to your residential address,
Please we will want you to know that right now we will be asking you to pay for
the United State of America custom clearance Certificate Charges which is
going to cost you just $150 Dollars and this payment has to be gotten before the
deadline date : 14/02/2009.



Please Below is the Information you are to use in sending this payment
Through the Money Gram International Money Transfer today.


NAME IN FULL: MR MARK MURRAY
PHONE NUMBER: +44704579092
EMAIL ADDRESS:fedexman@uku.co.uk

Information for Money Gram

Sender's Name: Fill in
Sender's Address: Fill in
Receivers Name: Vicent Gabriel
Receivers Address: No 50 Kofo Abayomi Street Lagos-Nigeria.
Text Question: Yes
Text Answer: Yes
Amount: US$150
Reference Number: Fill In



Be Advice that your fund is on its way and the United State of America
Custom Clearance Certificate has to be gotten without no delay or further
details before on the Second of February.Kindly try as much as you can to send down this payment today and also email us with the Mtcn Number immediately you send down this payment.



Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Eward Will.
FedEx Online Costumer Service.
All rights reserved.1995-2008 FedEx.

[RAMBO]

NAME IN FULL: MR MARK MURRAY

Smurrays relative?

[darkiefoxie]

Information for Money Gram

Sender's Name: Fill in
Sender's Address: Fill in
Receivers Name: Vicent Gabriel
Receivers Address: No 50 Kofo Abayomi Street Lagos-Nigeria.
Text Question: Yes
Text Answer: Yes
Amount: US$150
Reference Number: Fill In



Be Advice that your fund is on its way and the United State of America
Custom Clearance Certificate has to be gotten without no delay or further
details before on the Second of February.Kindly try as much as you can to send down this payment today and also email us with the Mtcn Number immediately you send down this payment.



Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Eward Will.
FedEx Online Costumer Service.
All rights reserved.1995-2008 FedEx.

lol he lives in Nigeria, sounds legit man even though they are responsible for like 75% of stolen identity

[D-MAN]

Information for Money Gram

Sender's Name: Fill in
Sender's Address: Fill in
Receivers Name: Vicent Gabriel
Receivers Address: No 50 Kofo Abayomi Street Lagos-Nigeria.
Text Question: Yes
Text Answer: Yes
Amount: US$150
Reference Number: Fill In



Be Advice that your fund is on its way and the United State of America
Custom Clearance Certificate has to be gotten without no delay or further
details before on the Second of February.Kindly try as much as you can to send down this payment today and also email us with the Mtcn Number immediately you send down this payment.



Yours Faithfully,
Mr. Eward Will.
FedEx Online Costumer Service.
All rights reserved.1995-2008 FedEx.

lol he lives in Nigeria, sounds legit man even though they are responsible for like 75% of stolen identity

Yup, i've heard that same thing darkiefoxie.

[RAMBO]

Darkie, you say 75%, well I say 74%. Prove me wrong. Faggot.

[Run Away!]

Shouldnt you be out hunting with your uncle bubba and sodomizing small animals?

[RAMBO]

Shouldnt you be out hunting with your uncle bubba and sodomizing small animals?

Shouldn't you be sucking your uncle's cock?

[Run Away!]

You already beat me to it when you guys went hunting for the elusive cocknball monster. He said you wouldnt let him pay you either. You insisted that free bj's were your specialty.

[D-MAN]

You already beat me to it when you guys went hunting for the elusive cocknball monster. He said you wouldnt let him pay you either. You insisted that free bj's were your specialty.

LOL, can't we all just play nice together? HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! 

[soviet pizza]

http://www.419eater.com/