Jackal Joining

[fury]

just give him a LT or [asshole] rank for now..how bad can he do?
i say yes

[Boats N' Hoes]

I think he is decent for the Klan. Fucking profit can't spell.

lol, it's funny because I'm in AP English and still suck at spelling. I'm actually not that bad of a speller i just don't take the time to look over my words when I'm typing.



let jackal in!

[Ban Em All]

we can give him a chance.

jackal, post back if you are still up with it

[Morpheus]

Canuck you seem to be mistaken 

[zone_trooper]

I feel sorry for you. I guess we have another to add to this collection of fucking retards. In fact I don't know one of you that is normal.

[Ban Em All]

I feel sorry for you. I guess we have another to add to this collection of fucking retards. In fact I don't know one of you that is normal.

im normal

[Jackal]

 
Yes kill i want to be in... and guit i just say i own and dominate cause i like messin around ^^. And whoever said i mic spam i cant cause i dont have a mic. So im in yes no may b so and thx prof for nice comment ^^ bros for life 

[Ban Em All]

yeah, you can throw on the tag, add me to your friends list though.

[fury]

following..a conversation between ZONE and SMURRAY while scrimmin..alltalk was on so they had to use an infamous "baseball code" they came up with to confuse the other team..enjoy

I feel sorry for you. I guess we have another to add to this collection of fucking retards. In fact I don't know one of you that is normal.


if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
I certainly do.
Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these  players now-a-days very peculiar names.

You mean funny names?

Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
His brother Daffy.
Daffy Dean...
And their French cousin.
French?
Goofè.
Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
That's what I want to find out.
I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Are you the manager?
Yes.
You gonna be the coach too?
Yes.
And you don't know the fellows' names?
Well I should.
Well then who's on first?
Yes.
I mean the fellow's name.
Who.
The guy on first.
Who.
The first baseman.
Who.
The guy playing...
Who is on first!
I'm asking YOU who's on first.
That's the man's name.
That's who's name?
Yes.
Well go ahead and tell me.
That's it.
That's who?
Yes.

PAUSE

Look, you gotta first baseman?
Certainly.
Who's playing first?
That's right.
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Every dollar of it.
All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Who.
The guy that gets...
That's it.
Who gets the money...
He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Whose wife?
Yes.

What's wrong with that?
Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Who.
The guy.
Who.
How does he sign...
That's how he signs it.
Who?
Yes.

PAUSE

All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
No. What is on second base.
I'm not asking you who's on second.
Who's on first.
One base at a time!
Well, don't change the players around.
I'm not changing nobody!
Take it easy, buddy.
I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
That's right.
Ok.
All right.



What's the guy's name on first base?
No. What is on second.
I'm not asking you who's on second.
Who's on first.
I don't know.
He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Now how did I get on third base?
Why you mentioned his name.
If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
No. Who's playing first.
What's on first?
What's on second.
I don't know.
He's on third.
There I go, back on third again!

PAUSE

Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
All right, what do you want to know?
Now who's playing third base?
Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
What am I putting on third.
No. What is on second.
You don't want who on second?
Who is on first.
I don't know.

Third base!

PAUSE

Look, you gotta outfield?
Sure.
The left fielder's name?
Why.
I just thought I'd ask you.
Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Then tell me who's playing left field.
Who's playing first.
I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
No, What is on second.
I'm not asking you who's on second.
Who's on first!
I don't know.

Third base!

PAUSE

The left fielder's name?
Why.
Because!
Oh, he's centerfield.

Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Sure.
The pitcher's name?
Tomorrow.
You don't want to tell me today?
I'm telling you now.
Then go ahead.
Tomorrow!
What time?
What time what?
What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

Now listen. Who is not pitching.
I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
What's on second.
I don't know.

Third base!


Gotta a catcher?
Certainly.
The catcher's name?
Today.
Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Now you've got it.
All we got is a couple of days on the team.

PAUSE

You know I'm a catcher too.
So they tell me.
I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Now that's the first thing you've said right.
I don't even know what I'm talking about!
Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?

Naturally.
Who?
Naturally.
Naturally?
Naturally.
So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
No you don't, you throw the ball to Who.
Naturally.
That's different.
That's what I said.
You're not saying it...
I throw the ball to Naturally.
You throw it to Who.
Naturally.

That's it.
That's what I said!

[RAMBO]

Huh? Just lock this shit Ban Em.

[Ban Em All]

i didnt even bother to read the rest