Scientists have uncovered a shocking truth. The 80's experiment of pairing a female human and a male baboon, witch thought to have failed, was a success. The thing was so ugly they were forced to cover up the truth. We now know the creature is living among us and we all know him as KEA Whores...
In other related news D-MAN's sex change operation was a success. Now you can get a blow job from him(sorry her) without getting called a homo.
Con man is growing a beard to join Islam and Fury's finally getting that third nipple removed.
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