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Community Talk => General Talk => Topic started by: Glox on August 14, 2009, 10:12:03 PM
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www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com)
Stranger: hey
You: Howdy
Stranger: i am 19/f
You: Im 21/m
Stranger: i like boys very much
You: I like women with a hairy bush
Stranger: not me really
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You: yo yo yo my name is 2crack no what im sayin sayin
You: do you like muddhafuckin wendys?
Stranger: most def
Stranger: well, no, I don't actually.
Stranger: it makes me grippy.
You: dont snitch
You: no what im sayin sayin
Stranger: vaguely
You: brb imma go get some wendys
Stranger: aight
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You: So when can I tap that?
Stranger: well I'm a guy, so...
You: tonight?
You: you got an ass for the tapping
Stranger: you do guys, I'm not really into that
You: Where you from?
Stranger: I am from germany
You: Ive always wanted to fuck a guy from germany
Stranger: well maybe you should move
You: Dont worry. Ill start with something small first
You: You dont have to take my big cock all at once
Stranger: well thats good, but once I'm done with your mom, I'll think about it.
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You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
You: HOLD ON, I CANT HEAR YOU
You: ITS LOUD IN HERE
You: LET ME GO OUTSIDE
You: HEY
You: HOW ARE YOU?
Stranger: can u hear me now
You: NO
You: SPEAK UP
Stranger: NOW
You: YEA
Stranger: ok, i am a girl
You: WHAT?
Stranger: I AM A GIRL! A LIE!
You: ILL LAY WITH YOU
You: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT?
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Stranger: need a female cyber buddy :D
You: I am an indian guy named Ding
You: Will that do?
Stranger: close enough
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You: Do you like canadian bacon?
Stranger: nahh its basically thick ham
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You: my worst childhood memory is the smell of whiskey on my uncles breath as he breathed it onto my neck as he fucked my anus
Stranger: I am strangely attracted to you.
You: Awesome.
You: How are ya?
Stranger: bend over.
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You: do you like muddhafuckin wendys?
Stranger: never been
You: where the fuck do you live brah?
Stranger: uk
You: muddhafuckin red coat mother fucka
You: no what im sayin
You: ?
Stranger: cracker
You: on ya soup?
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You: My name is Trooper J
You: I am gunna fuck you up man
Stranger: alright...
You: Man, i got some fuckin moonshine
Stranger: kewl
You: This one time, I was driving my car
You: and I saw a deer
You: and I hit it and killed it
Stranger: rnt u lucky
You: then I fucked it
Stranger: oh i bet it hole was tight did u cum in it
You: I came in it, then I jumped on it, and watched the cum fly out
Stranger: dude sweet
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You: Hey, my name is 2crack
Stranger: hi there
You: kno what im sayin
Stranger: 2Crack
Stranger: i've got only 1 crack
Stranger: i'm guessing since you have 2crack you are a chick?
You: nah man
Stranger: fronty and backy?
You: nah, just what da niggaz call me kno what im sayin sayin
Stranger: why do they say you have two cracks?
Stranger: thats insulting, why would you advertise that?
You: nah man just what they call me
You: you man, you like muddhafukkin wendys?
Stranger: i was JUST THERE
You: get a fuckin frosty man?
Stranger: naw fuck that, too cold
You: where you at nigga?
Stranger: i've got sensitive teeth
Stranger: and sometimes the ice cream makes me flaccid
You: yo man, ever get a frosty and then smoke a joint? know what im sayin sayin?
Stranger: no
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: conneticut?
You: toronto bro
Stranger: minnesota?
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: no you arent
Stranger: you're from brampton
Stranger: or vaughn
Stranger: admit it!
Stranger: lol
You: muddhafukkin brampton yo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you are an indian
Stranger: durka durka
You: nah man
You: thats my bro DiNG
Stranger: yes you are
You: my bro DiNG is an idian
You: man
Stranger: you're from Bramaledesh
You: im a nigga
You: nahdawg
Stranger: no you arent, brampton is a giant suburb full of indians
Stranger: some think they are black
Stranger: i guess you're one of those
You: fuck you nigga, im goin to muddha fukkin wendys brb
Stranger: bye
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You: Want to go to a bathhouse with me?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sure
Stranger: which one
Stranger: there's one by my house called the happy ending
You: In Slovinia
Stranger: i've never been to the balkans
Stranger: but ok
Stranger: when are you gonna go?
You: As soon as you get here to rub my body. You can call me Mr.Black.
Stranger: sorry i dont like black people
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You: Dude, they are capping our 1.
Stranger: our what?
You: Turn around man
You: Wtf are you doing.
You: Jump down there!
You: Holy fuck you noob
You: Omfg
You: Get down there
You: You fucking suck.
Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you
You: Fucking scrub.
Stranger: dipshit...
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Last one for tonight lol
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Stranger: hey whats up man, I haven't seen you in my server before. Whats your name?
You: RAMBO
Stranger: oh, cool name did you get that from the rambo movies?
You: Fuck you ya JEW!
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You: Looking for lonely guy to internet date
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hi
You: loser
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You: hey man
You: trooper j here man
Stranger: hi
You: you got a still?
You: you should make a still
You: and make some shine
You: some moonshie
You: i got me some shine right now man
You: hey, ya want to hear a story man?
Stranger: go ahead
You: i was drivin my car once man
You: and I hit a deer with it
You: ya know man
You: so i took the deer man
You: and put it in a shopping cart
You: a walmart shopping cart man
You: and I got me some shine man
You: and I fucked that deer man
You: i fucked him up man
You: right in the ass man
Stranger: poor deer
You: so you like moonshine man?
Stranger: yes, i like it
You: got a still man? should make a still? where you from, west virginia here man, no faggots here
Stranger: i'm from South America
You: im gunna fuck you up man
Stranger: hey, i'm not faggot
Stranger: if you are, ok, nothing against you, but i'm don't
You: i hate fucking faggots man
You: we kill them faggots here
You: and make shine
You: itlll fuck you up man
Stranger: what a weird conversation
Stranger: I'm Zidane
You: what the fuck is that man
Stranger: It's my name, Zidane
You: Zidane im gunna fuck you up man, fucking sniping in yellow man
You: fucking jump down and block mid man
Stranger: You're so gay
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Stranger: yo
You: Hello I am Rev Jim Jones
Stranger: fun?
You: How may the power of the lord enter your anus today my child?
Stranger: nope
You: What the fuck do you mean Nope?
Stranger: it cant
You: Bitch get on your knees
Stranger: umm
Stranger: and
Stranger: pray?
Stranger: that you dont rape me...
You: Yea... "pray"
Stranger: oh man...
You: Pray I use lube
Stranger: oooooo dang
You: or your ass is gonna be beyond sore in the morning
Stranger: im not a little boy though
Stranger: so im in no danger right?
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You: Hi Im D-Man
Stranger: i am minnie
You: The D is for Donkey Punch, beotch.
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You: Bitch, im fuck you up man!
Stranger: good for me
Stranger: i'm waiting
You: Are you?
Stranger: are you?
You: maybe.
Stranger: im ?
Stranger: you are?
Stranger: because im
You: trooper is jesus
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i like jesus
You: want a cookie?
Stranger: jesus is my salvation
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm hungry
You: you can eat out of me
Stranger: hum
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Stranger: Hey
You: Wanna be gay partners?
Stranger: Um I'm not a guy
You: Ill have surgurey just for you.
Stranger: Oh no thanks
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LMAO!!!!!!! tanks for givin me a part in that :) fuckin hilarious!!!
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New player joins server
Cock hi Angry white man
Cock where you from?
White indiana
Cock I have always wanted to fuck a guy from indiana
Disconnect
p.s this is a cock friendly server
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You fail.
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Trooper is Fail
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LOL that is awsome, im not so witty to think up shit, but found this very amusing. Love seeing others reactions.
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LOL that is awsome, im not so witty to think up shit, but found this very amusing. Love seeing others reactions.
Just pretend to be Trooper, it's easy, like Buttpirate.
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LOL I might be fail, But you guys are fail along with me. Keep up the good work using me in twitter, some pretty funny responses there.
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(http://www.topslab.wisc.edu/projects/images/pileup.jpg)
You all fail
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LOL. That would fucking suck!
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That picture is amazing.