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Community Talk => General Talk => Topic started by: Glox on August 14, 2009, 10:12:03 PM

Title: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Glox on August 14, 2009, 10:12:03 PM
www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com)

Stranger: hey
You: Howdy
Stranger: i am 19/f
You: Im 21/m
Stranger: i like boys very much
You: I like women with a hairy bush
Stranger: not me really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: yo yo yo my name is 2crack no what im sayin sayin
You: do you like muddhafuckin wendys?
Stranger: most def
Stranger: well, no, I don't actually.
Stranger: it makes me grippy.
You: dont snitch
You: no what im sayin sayin
Stranger: vaguely
You: brb imma go get some wendys
Stranger: aight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: So when can I tap that?
Stranger: well I'm a guy, so...
You: tonight?
You: you got an ass for the tapping
Stranger: you do guys, I'm not really into that
You: Where you from?
Stranger: I am from germany
You: Ive always wanted to fuck a guy from germany
Stranger: well maybe you should move
You: Dont worry. Ill start with something small first
You: You dont have to take my big cock all at once
Stranger: well thats good, but once I'm done with your mom, I'll think about it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
You: HOLD ON, I CANT HEAR YOU
You: ITS LOUD IN HERE
You: LET ME GO OUTSIDE
You: HEY
You: HOW ARE YOU?
Stranger: can u hear me now
You: NO
You: SPEAK UP
Stranger: NOW
You: YEA
Stranger: ok, i am a girl
You: WHAT?
Stranger: I AM A GIRL! A LIE!
You: ILL LAY WITH YOU
You: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: need a female cyber buddy :D
You: I am an indian guy named Ding
You: Will that do?
Stranger: close enough
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You: Do you like canadian bacon?
Stranger: nahh its basically thick ham

Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: RAMBO on August 14, 2009, 10:13:16 PM
You: my worst childhood memory is the smell of whiskey on my uncles breath as he breathed it onto my neck as he fucked my anus
Stranger: I am strangely attracted to you.
You: Awesome.
You: How are ya?
Stranger: bend over.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: do you like muddhafuckin wendys?
Stranger: never been
You: where the fuck do you live brah?
Stranger: uk
You: muddhafuckin red coat mother fucka
You: no what im sayin
You: ?
Stranger: cracker
You: on ya soup?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: My name is Trooper J
You: I am gunna fuck you up man
Stranger: alright...
You: Man, i got some fuckin moonshine
Stranger: kewl
You: This one time, I was driving my car
You: and I saw a deer
You: and I hit it and killed it
Stranger: rnt u lucky
You: then I fucked it
Stranger: oh i bet it hole was tight did u cum in it
You: I came in it, then I jumped on it, and watched the cum fly out
Stranger: dude sweet
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You: Hey, my name is 2crack
Stranger: hi there
You: kno what im sayin
Stranger: 2Crack
Stranger: i've got only 1 crack
Stranger: i'm guessing since you have 2crack you are a chick?
You: nah man
Stranger: fronty and backy?
You: nah, just what da niggaz call me kno what im sayin sayin
Stranger: why do they say you have two cracks?
Stranger: thats insulting, why would you advertise that?
You: nah man just what they call me
You: you man, you like muddhafukkin wendys?
Stranger: i was JUST THERE
You: get a fuckin frosty man?
Stranger: naw fuck that, too cold
You: where you at nigga?
Stranger: i've got sensitive teeth
Stranger: and sometimes the ice cream makes me flaccid
You: yo man, ever get a frosty and then smoke a joint? know what im sayin sayin?
Stranger: no
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: conneticut?
You: toronto bro
Stranger: minnesota?
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: no you arent
Stranger: you're from brampton
Stranger: or vaughn
Stranger: admit it!
Stranger: lol
You: muddhafukkin brampton yo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you are an indian
Stranger: durka durka
You: nah man
You: thats my bro DiNG
Stranger: yes you are
You: my bro DiNG is an idian
You: man
Stranger: you're from Bramaledesh
You: im a nigga
You: nahdawg
Stranger: no you arent, brampton is a giant suburb full of indians
Stranger: some think they are black
Stranger: i guess you're one of those
You: fuck you nigga, im goin to muddha fukkin wendys brb
Stranger: bye
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Glox on August 14, 2009, 10:15:33 PM
You: Want to go to a bathhouse with me?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sure
Stranger: which one
Stranger: there's one by my house called the happy ending
You: In Slovinia
Stranger: i've never been to the balkans
Stranger: but ok
Stranger: when are you gonna go?
You: As soon as you get here to rub my body. You can call me Mr.Black.
Stranger: sorry i dont like black people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Dude, they are capping our 1.
Stranger: our what?
You: Turn around man
You: Wtf are you doing.
You: Jump down there!
You: Holy fuck you noob
You: Omfg
You: Get down there
You: You fucking suck.
Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you
You: Fucking scrub.
Stranger: dipshit...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Last one for tonight lol
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: D-MAN on August 14, 2009, 10:26:23 PM
Stranger: hey whats up man, I haven't seen you in my server before. Whats your name?
You: RAMBO
Stranger: oh, cool name did you get that from the rambo movies?
You: Fuck you ya JEW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected...
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Glox on August 14, 2009, 10:42:52 PM
You: Looking for lonely guy to internet date
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hi
You: loser
You have disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: RAMBO on August 14, 2009, 10:59:59 PM
You: hey man
You: trooper j here man
Stranger: hi
You: you got a still?
You: you should make a still
You: and make some shine
You: some moonshie
You: i got me some shine right now man
You: hey, ya want to hear a story man?
Stranger: go ahead
You: i was drivin my car once man
You: and I hit a deer with it
You: ya know man
You: so i took the deer man
You: and put it in a shopping cart
You: a walmart shopping cart man
You: and I got me some shine man
You: and I fucked that deer man
You: i fucked him up man
You: right in the ass man
Stranger: poor deer
You: so you like moonshine man?
Stranger: yes, i like it
You: got a still man? should make a still? where you from, west virginia here man, no faggots here
Stranger: i'm from South America
You: im gunna fuck you up man
Stranger: hey, i'm not faggot
Stranger: if you are, ok, nothing against you, but i'm don't
You: i hate fucking faggots man
You: we kill them faggots here
You: and make shine
You: itlll fuck you up man
Stranger: what a weird conversation
Stranger: I'm Zidane
You: what the fuck is that man
Stranger: It's my name, Zidane
You: Zidane im gunna fuck you up man, fucking sniping in yellow man
You: fucking jump down and block mid man
Stranger: You're so gay
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Glox on August 14, 2009, 11:01:54 PM
Stranger: yo
You: Hello I am Rev Jim Jones
Stranger: fun?
You: How may the power of the lord enter your anus today my child?
Stranger: nope
You: What the fuck do you mean Nope?
Stranger: it cant
You: Bitch get on your knees
Stranger: umm
Stranger: and
Stranger: pray?
Stranger: that you dont rape me...
You: Yea... "pray"
Stranger: oh man...
You: Pray I use lube
Stranger: oooooo dang
You: or your ass is gonna be beyond sore in the morning
Stranger: im not a little boy though
Stranger: so im in no danger right?
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You: Hi Im D-Man
Stranger: i am minnie
You: The D is for Donkey Punch, beotch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Ban Em All on August 14, 2009, 11:16:14 PM
You: Bitch, im fuck you up man!
Stranger: good for me
Stranger: i'm waiting
You: Are you?
Stranger: are you?
You: maybe.
Stranger: im ?
Stranger: you are?
Stranger: because im
You: trooper is jesus
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i like jesus
You: want a cookie?
Stranger: jesus is my salvation
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm hungry
You: you can eat out of me
Stranger: hum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hey
You: Wanna be gay partners?
Stranger: Um I'm not a guy
You: Ill have surgurey just for you.
Stranger: Oh no thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: canadian_bacon on August 14, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
LMAO!!!!!!! tanks for givin me a part in that :) fuckin hilarious!!!
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: zone_trooper on August 15, 2009, 12:00:05 AM
New player joins server
Cock hi Angry white man
Cock where you from?
White indiana
Cock I have always wanted to fuck a guy from indiana
Disconnect
p.s this is a cock friendly server
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Run Away! on August 15, 2009, 04:29:52 PM
You fail.
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Glox on August 15, 2009, 05:18:20 PM
Trooper is Fail
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Karas on August 15, 2009, 06:50:37 PM
LOL that is awsome, im not so witty to think up shit, but found this very amusing. Love seeing others reactions.
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: RAMBO on August 16, 2009, 10:51:15 AM
LOL that is awsome, im not so witty to think up shit, but found this very amusing. Love seeing others reactions.
Just pretend to be Trooper, it's easy, like Buttpirate.
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: trooper is j on August 16, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
LOL I might be fail, But you guys are fail along with me.   Keep up the good work using me in twitter, some pretty funny responses there.
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: ScrotalTorment on August 16, 2009, 06:00:39 PM
(http://www.topslab.wisc.edu/projects/images/pileup.jpg)

You all fail
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: D-MAN on August 16, 2009, 06:47:43 PM
LOL. That would fucking suck!
Title: Re: Omegle: Screwing with Strangers
Post by: Run Away! on August 17, 2009, 01:51:16 AM
That picture is amazing.