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Offline Sgt Snot Rocket(bonefish)

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On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« on: June 17, 2009, 03:26:37 PM »
Hey all,

 Seeing as I am a complete tool and a NooB and cant for the life of me figure out how to post a picture, I thought I would post on here for some wordly advice on the finer points of ..."How the fuck do I attach a picture?"
 When I click the icon I get the [img] text...do I just need to write in the path to the picture between the brackets?
 Am I missing something completely obvious? Does cat taste like chicken? and whats better for a lunchtime treat, hairy Mary the bisexual fairy or smooth like a gravy sandwich?

 Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

 That is all.

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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 03:39:39 PM »
haha

ok... when clicking the img icon thats for internet images. for example:

Code: [Select]
[img]http://keagaming.com/Themes/alienation11final/images/logoright.jpg[/img]
If you want to post a picture from your computer click on additional options then browse. then select your pic.


Offline Sgt Snot Rocket(bonefish)

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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 03:52:36 PM »
Thanks Ban,

 I'm attaching a pic of Trooper just as a test to see if it works for me.

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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 02:42:02 AM »
OWNED!!!   :P

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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 06:48:49 AM »
He's gonna Fuck You Up Maaaan :D


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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 02:52:03 PM »
IMA FUCK YEW UP MAAANG



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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2009, 06:04:17 AM »
OK, so I got the general idea, however...I have pics I am trying to upload, the biggest one is 8.39mb, that I cant for the life of me get to load to the site. I keep getting the "maybe your file is too large etc" message. Ban had told me the size limit for the site is pretty large so my file is probably not oversized, anyone else had success with large files (8+mb's)?

 UPDATE...
Cat DOES taste like chicken (although, its a little stringy) and you can make your own call on the lunchtime treats you pervs...

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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2009, 09:22:02 AM »
how the eff did you get a 8 mb pic?
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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2009, 11:07:51 AM »
how the eff did you get a 8 mb pic?
8 megapixel camera..(*retarded laughter*)



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Re: On being a NooB (and a complete tool)
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2009, 07:20:25 PM »
you should resize the picture,  some site only allow certain sizes IE  320*320



 

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