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Offline Azrick

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Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« on: November 02, 2009, 02:34:17 PM »
You didn't like it the first time? Well REAL MEN DON'T QUIT, so here's my top 5 of this week!!!!

BEING A MAN IS A FULL TIME JOB! AND THERE ARE THINGS A REAL MAN CAN'T AFFORD TO DO, SO HERE'S MY TOP 5 OF THINGS THAT MAKES YOU LOOK MOST-GAY!


#5- LISTEN TO CELINE DION WHILE PLAYING DAY OF DEFEAT



#4- BEING NAMED ''DICK''



#3- WEARING WRIST PROTECTORS



#2- KISS BOYS



#1- WEAR A PINK V-NECK SHIRT AND SAY THAT YOU HAD A GREAT TIME DRINKING YOUR SMIRNOFF ICE IN THE GREATEST GAY CLUB IN THE CITY WHILE HAVING A CONVERSATION ON DILDOS WITH JAKE GYLLENHAAL WHO IS WAS PRESENT IN THEREEEEE




HOPE THIS TOPIC HELPED SOME OF YOU GUYS TO BE MORE MALE! YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO SHARE WHAT DO YOUUU THINK IS GAY! (Except for this topic =) loll)

AND I'D ALSO LIKE TO SUPPORT SHIPPO'S DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST TWILIGHT, BECAUSE TWILIGHT.....THAT'S GAY!

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2009, 03:20:41 PM »
Can we ban this guy for being a retard?
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2009, 03:51:58 PM »
kiss boys?

I think we need to change the title of these topics to say how not to be manly.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2009, 04:11:21 PM »
Read carefully, it's a top 5 of things NOT to do loll coz its gay.... gay like camping!
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I'm the most retarded KEA member, no exceptions, so don't worry if I make a compliment on your mom's implants or if I talk about the goose Zone_Trooper fucked on youtube and how it was awesome. The name's Azrick, and if you hear something weird... just say ''Awww normal, it's Azrick -_-''

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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2009, 04:24:58 PM »
Quote from: Azrick, yes, I AM retarded =) on November 02, 2009, 02:34:17 PM
#2- KISS BOYS
been doing that for years, i knew i was a mans man.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2009, 04:37:21 PM »
Quote from: Azrick, yes, I AM retarded =) on November 02, 2009, 04:11:21 PM
Read carefully, it's a top 5 of things NOT to do loll coz its gay.... gay like camping!
? you might need to type more carefully cause it says TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MAN!!!

just sayin. and no I didnt edit it other wise it would say i did. cause I know that would be a post made somewhere.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2009, 07:56:13 PM »
0.  Walk into the wrong bar in Liverpool and make it out without getting stabbed.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2009, 09:12:46 PM »
I doubt this is Azricks post. I bet my testicles that Shadow of Enigma broke into Azricks house, beat him to death with his trademark 14 inch black dildo, hacked into his KEA account and made this ass sniffing post....
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2009, 09:58:15 PM »
could be the same person..who knows  ;D
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2009, 06:56:49 AM »
Quote from: TERd sniFFa on November 02, 2009, 09:12:46 PM
I doubt this is Azricks post. I bet my testicles that Shadow of Enigma broke into Azricks house, beat him to death with his trademark 14 inch black dildo, hacked into his KEA account and made this ass sniffing post....

If Shadow did this then he is a real man!
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2009, 08:42:10 AM »
BEING A REAL MAN IS ALL ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT CUTE LITTLE CATS WITH A NAIL BAT WHILE DOING SKATEBOARD ON A FIRE-SPITTING SHARK!!!! HOW'S THAT HUHHH
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2009, 09:19:17 AM »
Wrist protectors help if you develop carpal tunnel while playing wow.
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2009, 09:41:25 AM »
reading this makes me wanna shoot my nuts off with a 12 gauge
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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2009, 09:47:39 AM »
Quote from: fury on November 03, 2009, 09:41:25 AM
reading this makes me wanna shoot my nuts off with a 12 gauge

NOW YOU'RE TALKING! YOU'RE ON THE GOOD WAY =P
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I'm the most retarded KEA member, no exceptions, so don't worry if I make a compliment on your mom's implants or if I talk about the goose Zone_Trooper fucked on youtube and how it was awesome. The name's Azrick, and if you hear something weird... just say ''Awww normal, it's Azrick -_-''

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Re: Azrick's TOP 5 of things to do to be a REAL MEN!!! part 02
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 10:58:31 AM »
holy shit to fu@$in funny i was always taught to be a man you have to take it like  MAN  which means: no lube no spit and fire her in there if ya cry your not a man if you like it well just send me a message and we'll see how much of a man you really are  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cockmeat sandwich
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