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Title: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: DC on October 19, 2009, 12:40:16 PM
Soccer Pansies (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80783649#file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/542473/80783649.flv-thumb=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2009/10/80783649/soccer.jpg)
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: fury on October 19, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
faggots
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: klacko10 on October 19, 2009, 12:56:48 PM
u gotta the love the actors in sports
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on October 19, 2009, 01:07:57 PM
they dive in basketball, ever seen a "fight" in baseball, it results in a player throwing a piece of equipment at another and then something that can only be described as broads fighting, but in reality it's faggots holding each other. football, well you can't hit a reciever going over the middle because "he might get hurt cause he's not paying attention to the safety". point is, soccer is better then all of those sports, only one better then soccer is hockey.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: DC on October 19, 2009, 01:51:49 PM
they dive in basketball, ever seen a "fight" in baseball, it results in a player throwing a piece of equipment at another and then something that can only be described as broads fighting, but in reality it's faggots holding each other. football, well you can't hit a reciever going over the middle because "he might get hurt cause he's not paying attention to the safety". point is, soccer is better then all of those sports, only one better then soccer is hockey.

That is such a wonderful story.  But since I have your vagina in a knot I'll post videos of other dives when I can find someone in football or baseball doing one.  And no, overplaying a hit by pitch does not count.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on October 19, 2009, 04:24:57 PM
That is such a wonderful story.  But since I have your vagina in a knot I'll post videos of other dives when I can find someone in football or baseball doing one.  And no, overplaying a hit by pitch does not count.
the reason soccer isn't liked in america is because americans suck at it. just like hockey, if americans aren't winning they pretend like it doesn't exist. i'm not saying soccer is a sport of mens men, or a bunch of bad asses, but it's a lot more entertaining then football(where they play what, 10 seconds at most to every 40 seconds of running off the clock, yea thats great fun) or baseball(there is maybe 5 minutes of action in a 3-4 hour period holy shit is that exciting). atleast in basketball they play the whole time.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: pixiestyx on October 19, 2009, 04:32:09 PM
I play and at least in the general pick up game, people don't do that, but i've seen people in competitive games get very panseyish about that shit.  The worst offenders are the hispanics, mainly the hispanics from central and south america....well and the italians.  it's why i love watching german and scottish soccer, they hit hard, and the refs will just tell them to play on and grow up.

Oh and sloppy, the americans are good at soccer, us womens team has won the world cup a couple of times, when to the semi's in 2007, the mens team beat the world #1 team during the summer and has just qualified again for the world cup.  Most americans are ignorant and when i tell them that soccer is a more popular sport, they're like "well this is america, not europe, we don't give a shit about what they care about".  I personally like all sports, but my favorite is soccer.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on October 19, 2009, 04:45:37 PM
Oh and sloppy, the americans are good at soccer, us womens team has won the world cup a couple of times, when to the semi's in 2007, the mens team beat the world #1 team during the summer and has just qualified again for the world cup.  Most americans are ignorant and when i tell them that soccer is a more popular sport, they're like "well this is soccer and letting them play in college, not europe, we don't give a shit about what they care about".  I personally like all sports, but my favorite is soccer.
americans are getting better, but the key word is better, the reason the women won the world cup when htey did was because america was one of the earliest countries to let women play. now in places like brazil, women who are great at soccer can continue there careers, and keep up the skills, so america isn't the best at womens anymore. and when i said americans suck, it's not they they aren't ok, but they aren't in the top 5, and americans are raised thinking they are the best, so when a shitty country like france can beat us in soccer, it gets to people's ego and they pretend like they don't care about the sport.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: pixiestyx on October 19, 2009, 04:49:01 PM
at one point before the world cup in 2006 i believe there were up there near the top 5, they are ranked 11 currently.  and other countries have had womens professional leagues for much longer than the US.  the us womens league started last year, whereas england, germany, france, etc have all had their leagues for numerous years.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on October 19, 2009, 05:01:42 PM
no, there was another womens league that failed, but college soccer in the 70's and then kids started playing in the 80s helped greatly.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: D-MAN on October 19, 2009, 08:07:14 PM
Its damn pussies like that that make me and my friends look bad. When we get hurt we rub some dirt on the wound (bleeding or not), get our ass off the ground, and work to make up lost ground. Then, when the moment is right, we get even.  ;D
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: DC on October 20, 2009, 06:03:06 AM
Its damn pussies like that that make me and my friends look bad. When we get hurt we rub some dirt on the wound (bleeding or not), get our ass off the ground, and work to make up lost ground. Then, when the moment is right, we get even.  ;D

Nothing like some good old ass kicking.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: CYONOTIC on October 20, 2009, 10:32:51 AM
holy sh...it that was bloody funny especially the goalie at the begining man roflmfao
i played soccer for 14 yrs never took a fall like that at least not acting like that iactually got hurt dude slide tackled me with his cleats facing up and he drove it into my shin bone and broke it that hurt
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: pixiestyx on October 20, 2009, 04:43:44 PM
yeah, cyonotic, 2 summers a go i had a knee hit my left cheek bone, destroyed the bone structure, now i have 3 metal plates in my face to keep it together, and a titanium net holding up my eye.  i was on the ground after that, but people saw and heard the contact, so they didn't complain.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: D-MAN on October 20, 2009, 06:11:33 PM
Now i have 3 metal plates in my face to keep it together, and a titanium net holding up my eye. 
Haha do you set off metal detectors in airports and stuff? Or is it too small an amount of metal.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: Ban Em All on October 20, 2009, 08:30:24 PM
Haha do you set off metal detectors in airports and stuff? Or is it too small an amount of metal.
that usually doesnt happen, you really have to have a lot of metal on you to get it to beep, i walked in with car keys and a cell phone before by mistake and it didnt go off.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on October 20, 2009, 08:44:08 PM
after 9/11? musta been a shitty airport, i've had them go off for my belt.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: Ban Em All on October 20, 2009, 09:04:35 PM
after 9/11? musta been a shitty airport, i've had them go off for my belt.
yep. when i was looking for my keys in those gray bins im like where are they? then i felt them in my pocket and just grabbed my stuff and walked away. i think they can increase the sensitivity on them though. maybe the sensitivity was low.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on October 20, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
they can, but after 9/11 they pretty much went to anything more then a ring and some earings will set it off.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: Ban Em All on October 20, 2009, 09:42:40 PM
they can, but after 9/11 they pretty much went to anything more then a ring and some earings will set it off.
yeah, usually.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: dogfacedgremlin on October 20, 2009, 09:44:25 PM
Soccer is like nascar, its only entertaining when something goes wrong.

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Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: D-MAN on October 20, 2009, 11:25:46 PM
Since 9/11 I have walked through a metal detector with my carmex and the little tin cap set it off. Thay have REALLY set up the sensitivity...
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: Ban Em All on October 21, 2009, 05:32:24 PM
Soccer is like nascar, its only entertaining when something goes wrong.
lol, very true: examples
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2569387 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2569387)
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: pixiestyx on October 21, 2009, 07:10:49 PM
Haha do you set off metal detectors in airports and stuff? Or is it too small an amount of metal.

I won't set off the step through ones, but if you get a wand and hold it close enough to my left eye, then yes.  While working casino security, we had one, and for about 4 months, there was a post we had to do for 2 hours a day where we would use that wand.  I'd always hold it to my head and make it beep, people who didn't know were always like " stop playing jokes, move you're hand away from it"  then I'd hold my other hand out so they could see.  It freaked some people out.

oh and banem, i see nothing in youre most recent post....., other than text at least
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: Ban Em All on October 21, 2009, 07:28:42 PM
well here is the link to the vid
-http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2569387-

(remove the first and ending dash) dont know why it doesnt work for you, I see it fine.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: Boats N' Hoes on October 21, 2009, 08:25:28 PM
I play division 3 mens soccer for my college and i played basketball and soccer in highschool and i can tell you that my soccer workouts were alot harder and took more phisical strenghth then my basketball ones.

I think the reason why most americans dont like soccer is because they dont understand it or the skill, speed, and stanima that it takes to play it. Most people just see a good soccer play as a goal or a keeper making a save or w/e, but if you play the game or understand it you can see good plays as in great passes, tackles, good possesion, and so on which makes the game a lot more interesting to watch especially if you can tell the difference between a good play and bad play and understand how difficult some of the simple things are.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: Ban Em All on October 21, 2009, 08:27:03 PM
i use to play soccer, then i got bored with it, keep in mind i was in 1st grade. idk. just throwing that out there. haha
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: D-MAN on October 21, 2009, 09:16:10 PM
i use to play soccer, then i got bored with it, keep in mind i was in 1st grade. idk. just throwing that out there. haha
That in noway compares. At that age it is called "bunch ball" not soccer.

And Profit, I totally agree. People just don't understand the finesse it takes.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: E.S.P. GAGE on October 22, 2009, 09:50:43 AM
I play division 3 mens soccer for my college and i played basketball and soccer in highschool and i can tell you that my soccer workouts were alot harder and took more phisical strenghth then my basketball ones.

I think the reason why most americans dont like soccer is because they dont understand it or the skill, speed, and stanima that it takes to play it. Most people just see a good soccer play as a goal or a keeper making a save or w/e, but if you play the game or understand it you can see good plays as in great passes, tackles, good possesion, and so on which makes the game a lot more interesting to watch especially if you can tell the difference between a good play and bad play and understand how difficult some of the simple things are.

It still sucks to watch.

E.S.P
 :)
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: brdmichaud on October 22, 2009, 10:08:54 AM
It still sucks to watch.

E.S.P
 :)


x2
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: pixiestyx on October 22, 2009, 04:52:19 PM
I have to agree with the profit, i'll watch a game and be excited about certain parts while people who don't really know soccer are confused as to why i'm excited.  There was a documentary made my Nike about some ex college football players in texas playing soccer, they were talking about how the sport is more challenging than football, but also easier on their bodies.  even the top players in the world are finding new ways to do things with the ball, new tricks, how many ways are there to throw a football or tackle?  not many.  just watch the video, this guy just started playing in spain.  the move cost real madrid 60 million euros, but once you watch the video, you'll see his focus and such, and i personally don't know anyone who can juggle 2 balls that easily.

Amazing Kaka juggling two balls at the same time! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFkOJEpkUD4#normal)
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: D-MAN on October 22, 2009, 06:58:22 PM
Thats inspiring.  ;)
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on October 22, 2009, 07:03:36 PM
he hit the shit outa that light, what a horrible shot. the whole wall and he hits the light. bad player.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: fury on October 22, 2009, 07:09:13 PM
he was aimin at it ,ur a horrible man smurray

Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on October 22, 2009, 07:56:19 PM
no he wasn't, he's a horrible shot, look at this reaction, he was just kicking the thing.
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: fury on October 22, 2009, 10:10:52 PM
no he wasn't, he's a horrible shot, look at this reaction, he was just kicking the thing.
yeah i forgot you never miss the balls




sloppy playing soccer like a pro  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js7eS_k7XJM#normal)


Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: Ban Em All on October 22, 2009, 10:12:40 PM
lol
Title: Re: Soccer pussies taking dives
Post by: D-MAN on October 23, 2009, 08:57:13 AM
 :D