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Community Talk => General Talk => Topic started by: D-MAN on August 14, 2009, 10:14:47 PM
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Ok ladies and gentlemen since the server has been down I have had a few extra moments to make this new thread....Please answer honestly.... What would be your dream job/career? State your current job (if in fact you are employed), hours you work in your current job, pay in current job (if you are comfortable sharing that kind of info), weithor you like the current job, And if you don't like it when you feel like leaving, Your hobbies (And guys, some ladies, we all know that you like to masterbate so that doesn't count as a hobbie. Plus any other fun facts about yourself/work place...
Examples...
Dream job: Explosive/Weapons expert.
Current job: Video store clerk.
Hours: About 20 hours a week, but changes month to month by several hours.
Pay: $8.25 an hour But I also house-sit/watch animals and weed-eat around my town. So for someone of my age I think I make bank.
Time of resignation: When a better opportunity comes along.
Hobbies: Shooting guns, hanging with friends, boating, swimming, T.V./DODs ;D, screwing with teachers minds during school, making $$$, Plus lots others I can't think of ....
Most bizarre:I have been in 2 aroll-over car crashes and haven't gotten a scratch (i wasn't driving). And both my shins are scared up from soccer eventhough I wear shin pads.
Other examples curtesy of FURY...
sexual preference: pitch for both sides
age group: too young to fuck,too old to jack off
pick up line: watch THIS!
dream girl: michael jackson
most bizarre : woke up in a black guy's bed
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u forgot:
sexual preference: pitch for both sides
age group: too young to fuck,too old to jack off
pick up line: watch THIS!
dream girl: michael jackson
most bizarre : woke up in a black guy's bed
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Homer Simpson is my GOD.
WHY CAN WE NOT BE SOBER. WHY CANT WE SLEEP FOR EVER.
TOOL RULES.
BABBBLES more forgets topic and smashes five cars on way to post this thread.
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Dream job: computer company owner
Current job: factory management and computer repair man
Hours: To many to count
Pay: none of ya damn business
Time of resignation: when i have boats n hoes
Hobbies: atv riding, gaming, html coding
Other examples curtesy of FURY...
sexual preference: female
age group: 18-30
pick up line: N/A Girls use them on me.
dream girl: megan fox
most bizarre : had a dream i was being chased by a guy with a knife and locked myself in the bathroom and i woke up in the bathroom.
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Dream job: Dictator of a 3rd World Country
Current job: Poker Player
Hours: When ever I feel like it
Pay: Biggest plus was a lot, biggest single loss was 600
Time of resignation: When I get married?
Hobbies: Cars, Cuddling, Poker, Gaming, Chess, evil soviet oppression, idk i need a new hobbie
Other examples curtesy of FURY...
sexual preference: female
age group: 18-26 =O
pick up line: I hit her with my car and save her driving her to the hospital
dream girl: Kira Knightly =O
most bizarre : I have scars from running scissors up and down my arm.
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Dream job: GOD
Current job: bankrupted granite quarry pit partner
Hours: 50/week
Pay: not enough..never enough
Time of resignation: new year's eve hopefully..got my don perignon ready
Hobbies: sex-kick boxing-bass player-gaming-going out-music
sexual preference: female
age group: still get boners now and then
pick up line: yes..yes..but, this my dear...is a ROLEX
dream girl: all of 'em
most bizarre : saying no to a threesome with 2 chicks
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Dream job: Already Doing It
Current job: FMF HM Combat Medic
Hours: 24/7 365
Pay: E-2 Paygrade
Time of resignation: Til Death Do Us Part
Hobbies: Killing Hajis,Saving Marines,Playing Video Games,Thumpin Jams In my car,Dickin bitches down,Partying,Drinking til I forget who I am
sexual preference: Women
age group: 20-24
pick up line: Ever seen one this big?
dream girl: Dont bother dreaming much.
most bizarre : I have split my head open 8 times to count. All times needed 6+ stiches. =)
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Dream job: Working at a succesful buisness (I dont dream very high lol)
Current job: Unemployed (as of Aug of last year...)
Hours: 0/week
Pay: I'm outta things to pawn off...
Time of resignation: sigh...
Hobbies: Working on my rice cars, watching a ton of anime, playing games when my computer isnt being retarded, and just overall being very relaxed (part of being unemployed)
sexual preference: female
age group: 20-25
pick up line: Where I live you can be as loud as you want, and noone will care.
dream girl: Dreaming about it depresses me...
most bizarre : having no drivers lisence for 4 1/2 years (suspended), and driveing all the time, all over, but when I finally get it back, I dont have a reliable car to use, and am stuck home...
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What was your license suspended for Karas, Racing/drug transportation/DUI?
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Dream job: CEO of a multinational corporation
Current job: Mechanical Systerms Design Engineer for GE Canada
Hours: 40-60/week
Pay: very very nice
Time of resignation: early retirement at 50..travel the world
Hobbies: workin on my different computer systems, volunteering at the humane society, workin out, playing dod's, helping out the entire street with their car problems and a bunch of other things
sexual preference: women of course
age group: 20-25
pick up line: wanna take a ride in my beemer
dream girl: my wife - any day of the week
most bizarre : last year on a business trip.. while landing at general mitchell airport at milwaukee.. the ATC at the last second changed the flight's descent glide altitude from 6000 feet to 2000 feet when we were about 2 mins out from landing.. the pilot brought the place down 4000 feet in less than 40 seconds.. that was not only the most bizarre but also the most fun..
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most bizarre : last year on a business trip.. while landing at general mitchell airport at milwaukee.. the ATC at the last second changed the flight's descent glide altitude from 6000 feet to 2000 feet when we were about 2 mins out from landing.. the pilot brought the place down 4000 feet in less than 40 seconds.. that was not only the most bizarre but also the most fun..
are you sure the pilot wasnt drunk? i know in the states. its illegal for a pilot to do that. atleast that quick.
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Dream job : Own the car dealership that currently employ's me.
Current job : Parts Department and Internet manager.
Hours : 40 - 42 each week
Pay : Salary
Time of resignation : When I am six feet under
Hobbies : Shooting, Some what into cars, Building computers, and my two Alto saxes. Both of them bueschers. One is a buescher bu-4 that I got 9 years ago new, The other is Buescher true tone low pitch made in 1939.
Age group : 20 - 25
Pick up line : Hey, whats your name?
Dream girl : The girl that lives up the street from me.
Most bizzare : When I was a kid I got hung up by my wrist on a chain link fence. Still have the scars.
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trooper is a real person?. its like larry the cable guy who is someone that the guy made up.
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Alright here are some photos of my saxes.
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Dream job: retirement
Current job: pool boy
Hours: About 15 hours a week, but changes with the seasons
Pay: ample
Time of resignation: cmon, with those hours and that pay, would you?
Hobbies: dod, shopping, flirting with sexy young men, eating, drinking, nascar played on our local highway system, motorcycling, sex with jackal
Most bizarre:you dont wanna know
sexual preference: send jackal to find out
age group: 8-80, crippled, crosseyed, or crazy
pick up line: so, you ready to go
dream girl: dare i say..........jackal
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Pretty nice trooper. what happened to the love that we shared buttpirate?
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Dream Job: Not quite sure...ample choices
Current Job: Network Security and Program designer for Phillips and ASML
Hours: +/- 20 hours a week
Pay: €100-€200 an hour depending on the job
Time of Resignation: June-August (going off to University)
Hobbies: Gaming, partying, chilling, traveling, snorkling, soccer, swimming, annoying the fuck out of US customs officials, and more...
sexual preference: female
age group: 16-18
pick up line: Wanna chill at the pool/wanna eat at the Maris Hotel?
dream girl: I'm too young to just pick one
most bizarre: Get woken up at 5 a.m. and asked to go to City Hall with a military convoy and my uncle (military commander) waiting for me oO...
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Dream job : retire on my 35 acres in Cheyenne WY
Current job : retired from the govt and administrative consultant to the chief of medicine at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in DC
Hours : varies
Pay : ample
Time of resignation : never
Hobbies : Horses, hunting, fishing, sailing and mountain bike riding
Age group : 60
Pick up line : Don't need one.....been married for 39 years
Dream girl : my wife
Most bizarre : Wounded at DaNang Vietnam in the leg from a fucking cong sniper. Went in and out with a minimum scar. Hurt like hell.
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Most bizarre : Wounded at DaNang Vietnam in the leg from a fucking cong sniper. Went in and out with a minimum scar. Hurt like hell.
I shall never call you a camper again. Much respect to you sir.
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Most bizarre : Wounded at DaNang Vietnam in the leg from a fucking cong sniper. Went in and out with a minimum scar. Hurt like hell.
The same kind of thing happened to my Grandpa (shot in right leg) but he was on Guam during WWII and it was a Jap rifleman. He recovered fully and has some great/sad/heroic stories, kinda hard to get the stories out of him but after you get some beer/wine into him he will happily share his stories. Great loving man to have for a Grandpa...
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The same kind of thing happened to my Grandpa (shot in right leg) but he was on Guam during WWII and it was a Jap rifleman. He recovered fully and has some great/sad/heroic stories, kinda hard to get the stories out of him but after you get some beer/wine into him he will happily share his stories. Great loving man to have for a Grandpa...
What happened to me is I was an Aircraft Mech for the old F4D. I was marshaling one in and I got a sharp stinging on the calf portion of my left leg, thought that a wrench was lifted up in the jet wash and hit me. Got done getting the aircraft on its spot and then I noticed I was bleeding. So after about a year of phys therapy, I was sent back for my second tour. I do not have a limp anymore however, if someone tells you getting shot doesn't hurt, they are lying. Also did the Panama and 1st gulf war.
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I shall never call you a camper again. Much respect to you sir.
getting respect from rambo, the world is coming to a end! :p
but x2 brd. and yeah, i have never been shot. but if a paintball can hurt quite a bit, i would imagine going through the body would hurt like hell.
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getting respect from rambo, the world is coming to a end! :p
but x2 brd. and yeah, i have never been shot. but if a paintball can hurt quite a bit, i would imagine going through the body would hurt like hell.
LOL yeah the word must be coming to an end...
And I have been hit by a richocet from a .22 and that hurt like a bitch and game me one hell of a bruse so, a through and through must hert like a bitch!
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LOL yeah the word must be coming to an end...
And I have been hit by a richocet from a .22 and that hurt like a bitch and game me one hell of a bruse so, a through and through must hert like a bitch!
When it first happened, it didn't hurt that much, but when I saw the blood then the pain started and let me tell you I'd rather get a root canel without novacain than to go thru that pain again.
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When it first happened, it didn't hurt that much, but when I saw the blood then the pain started and let me tell you I'd rather get a root canel without novacain than to go thru that pain again.
Its sort of like sun burn. Get really bad sunburn and not notice it until someone tells you that you have it.
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ban em gets sunburn? You fucking sunlight virgins.
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Albino possibly?
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Albino possibly?
haha, no. just cant get tan to save my life. i am decently tan though. on a scale of 1 to 10, probably a 5 or 6
I have a farmers tan.
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ban em gets sunburn? You fucking sunlight virgins.
lol I got red hair, so i'm pretty fucked 90% of the time I go into the sun.
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What was your license suspended for Karas, Racing/drug transportation/DUI?
Would be nice if something more interesting. No my dad was kicking my outta the house and canceled my car insurance, and the car was still registered. After the year came up it was a automatic suspension, and $500 fine, with a $85 re-licensing fee. Then I got about 5 no lisence, registration tickets up here, and after my last tickets, it was a total of 900 to get it bad to being a legal Virginia lisence, while I have been in NY the whole time...
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That blows.
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Would be nice if something more interesting. No my dad was kicking my outta the house and canceled my car insurance, and the car was still registered. After the year came up it was a automatic suspension, and $500 fine, with a $85 re-licensing fee. Then I got about 5 no lisence, registration tickets up here, and after my last tickets, it was a total of 900 to get it bad to being a legal Virginia lisence, while I have been in NY the whole time...
Makes no sense
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Dont get fucking caught with out of state plates when you live in another state besides the one your are licensed for. I have been running AL plates for the last year, and I live in WV
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Dont get fucking caught with out of state plates when you live in another state besides the one your are licensed for. I have been running AL plates for the last year, and I live in WV
I was useing my old VA plates in NY lol. The registration was up, but cops really had to look for that. But my truck was so loud it got me pulled over.
@BRD: in the state of VA, as well as most, you are not allowed to have a registered vehicle w/o insurance. Since mine was canceled and I didnt proove that I had it (wasnt in the state anymore) but had my plates, they fined me. Retarded since I was living in NY, but it was state law, and my dad is a douche bag anyway...
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Dream job: Basketball coach or a movie director
Current job: Working in a restaurant
Hours: 38-50/week (this month 84 a week)
Pay: It get's me through life
Time of resignation: I think I'll stay two more years and after that going to chase my dreams
Hobbies: Dod, basketball, riding my mountain bike, watching movies, music, shooting pool(but not good at it)
sexual preference: female (Gay only for Buttpirate)
age group: 18-25
pick up line: to hard to translate into english ;D
dream girl: can't decide....singer from a Slovenian group called Yogurt, Jolene Blalock, miss Slovenia 2005 Sanja Grohar
most bizarre : in 8th grade in P.E. we were doing somersaults with a trampoline...so one time a forgot to turn my body while i was in air and landed with my neck on the ground. The fall was very scary but i walked away without a bump.
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Mr. Black what do you do in the resturant? My friend keeps trying to get me jobs washing dishes. He's proud of the fact he does it well... You can useally made good money at jobs like that, but dishwashing isnt for me...
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Mr. Black what do you do in the resturant? My friend keeps trying to get me jobs washing dishes. He's proud of the fact he does it well... You can useally made good money at jobs like that, but dishwashing isnt for me...
You could be a "hydroceramic engineer"?! Take the job! loldream girl: can't decide....singer from a Slovenian group called Yogurt, Jolene Blalock, miss Slovenia 2005 Sanja Grohar
Mr. Black, in a 1-10 scale Jolene Blalock gets an 11. Thats some eye candy right there. :o
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You can useally made good money at jobs like that
u kiddin..aint you?
Time of resignation: I think I'll stay two more years and after that going to chase my dreams
a lil piece of advice..quit now,u can thank me later..
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Oh how we all love fury. Hes so motivational =D
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fury is my homefry!
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Well my step sister was makeing a lot more money in tips and wages at her one job (in Lawton, OK), then when she got a job at UVA (University of Virginia, its also a hospital, in yes, Virginia) Also living expenses were cheaper in OK. So yes, the job can make you good money depending on what you do, and where it is.
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Dream job: Basketball coach
That is why we call you mr black
dream girl: can't decide....singer from a Slovenian group called Yogurt, Jolene Blalock, miss Slovenia 2005 Sanja Grohar
I googled them all, it would appear Sanja Grohar did some playboy shit, didn't that DQ for the "Miss" pageant?
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I googled them all, it would appear Sanja Grohar did some playboy shit, didn't that DQ for the "Miss" pageant?
Or maybe why she won!
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Karas: I work as a waiter, pizza chef and sometimes i help in the kitchen to.
Fury: Can't quit now cause my family owes some money and i have to help out....Future is bright
Rambo: Nop she didn't get DQ. It doesn't matter if she did playboy shit. Actually she got even more famous because of that.
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fury is my homefry!
yo,What's crack-a-lackin corndawg!
:)
Oh how we all love fury. Hes so motivational =D
i wish some1 told me this when i was younger
Fury: Can't quit now cause my family owes some money and i have to help out....Future is bright
understandable..
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Dream job : Medical professional
Current job : Lab tech in electrochemical research laboratory (NCI)
Hours : 30-40/week
Pay : enough to get by
Time of resignation : sep 2010 (professional school)
Hobbies : drinking and fucking
Age group : 20-25
Pick up line : can i be on top this time ButtPirate?
Dream girl : angry white man
Most bizarre : drinking with urban Americans ( O0) in a project, man was i out of place
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Rambo: Nop she didn't get DQ. It doesn't matter if she did playboy shit. Actually she got even more famous because of that.
gotta correct mr black here
she didnt get DQ at that time because she wasnt in playboy yet, if she was she couldnt be in the "miss Slovenia" contest.She was in the playboy a few months after she wasnt miss Slovenia any more
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=O
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Dream job: International DJ status
Current job: Lab Technician / DJ
Hours: 40-45/week
Pay: Pretty Good
Time of resignation: prob 50
Hobbies: DJ'n, playin pool, movies (home theater) playin bass, swimming, meeting women
sexual preference: female
age group: 25-30
pick up line: "hey your cute, but not as cute as me" -(be cocky but funny, makes them laugh all the time)
dream girl: my girl or Jennifer Connelly
most bizarre: my ex tried to snowball me
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id give my left nut for a night with jen connelly..
well maybe not my left nut..just a toe..or a pinky
prolly not even that....
fuck that cunt!
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id give my left nut for a night with jen connelly..
fuck that cunt!
my thoughts exactly