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Title: another failed weekend
Post by: fury on June 24, 2009, 08:18:59 PM: Part 1
sat 20th 1am

The Meeting...

met a chick online a week ago..
(after driving 45minutes to her house)

Fury: hey sup! how've u been? nice dress!
chick:uhh..HI
Fury: (attempts to kiss)
chick:hey! hold on its sprinklin' out here! lets get in the car! (gets in the car)
Fury:(uhmm..ok this burger needs more grillin..not a problem)

The plan
Fury:hey!,so where u wanna go? a bar sounds fine?
chick:sure, lets get something to drink.
(drives 20 mins to the place)
Fury:(talkin to the doorman) Hey sup man,hows the deal here?
Doorman:(grunt voice) "Good evening sir,theres and admission fee of $30 each"
Fury:OK,sounds fine..there.(gives $60 to the doorman)

(we got inside..i let her first so i can check out her ass..1st dissapointment)
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: fury on June 24, 2009, 08:23:21 PM: Part 2

The mistake

Fury:so watcha wanna drink? vodka? martini? couple tekila shots?
chick:naaw..srping water for me
Fury:(fuck!).........(orders a bottle of spring water + jack&coke for the man
Bartender:yeah that'll be $38 bro
Fury:sure there,$50
Cashier gives back 2bucks
Fury(fuck she ripped me off!..better not look like a cheapo)...moves along
Fury:hey lets go upstairs (finds a table)
we sat down for a while..and here comes the move
FUry:aproaches and kisses passionately..we start makin out like crazy..it all goes as planned..right?
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: fury on June 24, 2009, 08:31:58 PM: part 3

the fail
Fury:hey lets go to the river!
chick:u sure? looks like its about to rain like hell
Fury:naaa..those tv morons never nail a forecast,lets go! (muhaha)
chick:mnn..ok

20 min later..
(starts raining like hell..we got soaked and wet..its fuckin cold too!)
chick:told ya it was gonna rain!!
Fury:yeah..sry,ill make it up to you..lets go to my place
chick:lol,no way man!
Fury:but..but..it'll be fun!,we can watch a movie or something,what do u say?
chick:theres no way..(gigglin)
Fury..mnn..ok so lets hit ur place instead,ill even throw in a massage :P
chick:haha,thats cute..but NO.
FUry:(wtf??) : mnn..alright,so wer soaked,wanna go somewhere else? or just stay here and get the flu?
chick:now..ur pretty funny ant you? actually i need to get some sleep..its been a long day
Fury:ok babe..thats alright with me,we'll meet again next weekend (in ur fuckin dreams u cold ass bitch)
(drives back to her place)
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: fury on June 24, 2009, 08:38:37 PM: part 4..

the fiasco

chick gets outta the car..slams door
Fury:hey! no kiss goodbye?
chick: (no answer)
Fury:HEY! NO KISS GOODBYE???
chick:drop dead jerk!
Fury:(wtf..did she said jerk??)
chick:slams her door on my reachin hand
Fury:(the motherfuck!! that fuckin hurts!! HEEYYY!!!)

(now its really fuckin pouring like a motherfucker..god is laughin and pissin on me)

*alone in the middle of the street..not a soul*

Fury:FUUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: DinG on June 24, 2009, 08:55:05 PM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA... WOW EPIC FAIL!!!!

WHAT DID U DO IN THE CAR RIDE HOME THAT SHE CALLED U A JERK? :s HOPE U DIDNT TRY TO RAPE HER OR SOMETHING.. BUT EPIC FAIL NONETHELESS!!!
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: Ban Em All on June 24, 2009, 09:17:13 PM: ouch. fail man, fail...
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: MIFIVE on June 24, 2009, 11:04:11 PM: harsh dude, harsh...
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: D-MAN on June 25, 2009, 12:05:57 AM: Wow. That sucks! You should have tried harder to get a little liquor into her... Then you would have gotten something else into her. ;D
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: BUTTPIRATE on June 25, 2009, 01:03:40 AM: and you guys wonder why i dont date women......
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: zone_trooper on June 25, 2009, 01:18:55 AM: You want a good fuck, play hard to get women love that shit. Works for me and I am a ugly bastard.
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: NWP on June 25, 2009, 06:34:09 AM: A. Where do you live where it costs thirty bucks to get into a club? and B. Trooper, you are an ugly fuck..lol.
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: Glox on June 25, 2009, 06:57:28 AM: And this has been a day in the life of Fury
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: Shippo on June 25, 2009, 08:12:10 AM: And I thought my posts on the forum were bad. Keep trying man.
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: fury on June 25, 2009, 04:36:04 PM: Quote from: DinG on June 24, 2009, 08:55:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA... WOW EPIC FAIL!!!!

WHAT DID U DO IN THE CAR RIDE HOME THAT SHE CALLED U A JERK? :s HOPE U DIDNT TRY TO RAPE HER OR SOMETHING.. BUT EPIC FAIL NONETHELESS!!!
yeah i just wanted to share it,no need to go into detail here,(no i didnt try to rape her)..so ill take zones advice and play hard to get..gonna spend a lot more on hookers too but its worth a shot.

either that or marry buttpirate..idk
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: blah #2 on June 25, 2009, 07:42:04 PM: If you yell surprise first... it isn't rape.
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: Ban Em All on June 25, 2009, 09:34:45 PM: Quote from: blah #2 on June 25, 2009, 07:42:04 PM
If you yell surprise first... it isn't rape.
that is 100% true. when you yell surprise. then its just surprise sex. nothin wrong there
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: Glox on June 26, 2009, 08:03:20 AM: I think there is a line to marry buttpirate. He has quite the selection.
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: shadow warrior on June 26, 2009, 02:24:26 PM: LOL that sucks. She must of looked at your ass and didn't think much of it either.
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: fury on June 26, 2009, 04:40:33 PM: Quote from: shadow warrior on June 26, 2009, 02:24:26 PM
LOL that sucks. She must of looked at your ass and didn't think much of it either.
hey,i got tight firm buns!
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: zone_trooper on June 26, 2009, 07:36:51 PM: I would believe that if cockpolisher said so!!!!
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: canadian_bacon on June 26, 2009, 09:35:01 PM: cock polisher do you put out for 50 cent tequila shots?
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: BUTTPIRATE on June 27, 2009, 12:23:45 AM: Quote from: fury on June 26, 2009, 04:40:33 PM
hey,i got tight firm buns!

Quote from: fury on June 26, 2009, 04:40:33 PM
hey,i got tight firm buns!

gonna need a little bit of proof for that accusation
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: Hands Mechanical on June 27, 2009, 03:03:40 PM: bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks dont sweat it
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: canadian_bacon on June 27, 2009, 03:32:49 PM: lmao cockpolisher... you dont miss anything
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: fury on June 27, 2009, 05:00:51 PM: Quote from: BUTTPIRATE|CockPolisher on June 27, 2009, 12:23:45 AM
gonna need a little bit of proof for that accusation

(http://www.hahakiri.com/wp-content/uploads/_ToughButts.jpg)
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: canadian_bacon on June 27, 2009, 05:11:45 PM: holy fucking shit... thats too tite for buttpirate
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: dirty_harry on June 27, 2009, 10:44:40 PM: this thread is win
Title: Re: another failed weekend
Post by: canadian_bacon on June 28, 2009, 09:26:39 AM: no... its legit