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Community Talk => Introduce Yourself => Topic started by: metaljoe187 on April 02, 2012, 09:07:12 PM

Title: introduce myself
Post by: metaljoe187 on April 02, 2012, 09:07:12 PM: whats up guys im vincent, aka BoOm!!, i have had the good opportunity to play with some of the members here, i got the invite from matt , and wanted to see if i could join the darkside with you guys. i have been playing dod since the begining when win instead of steam, and u had british. im good with rocket and other weapons. thanks for the invite matt.
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Post by: fury on April 02, 2012, 10:12:54 PM: Matt aka "Da Cunt" ? ot the other Matt? cause one of them is a douche...and if it was the wrong Matt i dont wanna have anything to do with you son...no offense just saying.

oh and yeah...rockets are manly
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Post by: whores on April 03, 2012, 06:31:44 AM: Welcome Noob. Enjoy the stay. ™

By posting here, you also qualify for full membership in our sister clan Oral n Anal (OnA). Contact our resident ~~troll~~ member Delta Deuce for admin privileges.
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Post by: [OnA]DeltaDeuce on April 03, 2012, 07:33:10 AM: Oh good, look! Another idiot stuck in the stone ages playing DOD. You blow AIDS infested monkeys.
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: metaljoe187 on April 03, 2012, 09:34:18 AM: lol u guys fucking rock bunch of assholes! awesome i will fit right in. matt!? matt damon with your clan? if u dont like the person i dont see why hes in your clan . so fuck the bullshit let me in. and no i would not be interseted in your stupid piece of shit idea of a sister clan. if thats your sister clan than you might want to change the name.
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Post by: TastyTaste on April 03, 2012, 09:57:54 AM: the other "clan" gets more site visits actually. Got any hot sisters? Any nude pics of your mother?
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Post by: Joeseph Geobbels on April 03, 2012, 12:17:33 PM: matt damon is a nigger. delta is jewish. OnA = fags. and whores has yet to creampie in my tight little ass. wtf mate.
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: metaljoe187 on April 03, 2012, 01:02:18 PM: got one sister if you like fat white bitches.
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 03, 2012, 01:03:11 PM: and my mother.. u can open her grave and take pics of her u sick mother fucker!
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Post by: TastyTaste on April 03, 2012, 01:36:52 PM: haha your moms dead

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-m6wRPQhabO4/TqGLkR6vD-I/AAAAAAAACdw/7cWj6gRIlfw/s1600/24138-deranged-hot-blonde-teen-guts-a-cow-gets-nakedbig8.jpg)
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Post by: whores on April 03, 2012, 03:00:40 PM: Quote from: fury on April 02, 2012, 10:12:54 PM
Matt aka "Da Cunt" ? ot the other Matt? cause one of them is a douche...and if it was the wrong Matt i dont wanna have anything to do with you son...no offense just saying.

i think he is referring to [KEA] Matt Damon, the NAMBLA guy
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: fury on April 03, 2012, 08:52:39 PM: Oral&Anal gets a lot of attention from minoritiy groups such as "autistic lesbians from papua & new guinea" and several disability rights movements ..which combined make a total of around...15 members,so thats not to be overlooked.
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: metaljoe187 on April 04, 2012, 08:40:23 AM: thank you for your information it has come to my attention that i do not like autisic lesbians and much rather have a pig from new guinea. i heard the fuck better ;)
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 04, 2012, 08:41:31 AM: I LOVE THE PICTURE!!! ;D good shot
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Post by: Joeseph Geobbels on April 04, 2012, 11:24:12 AM: we do have a requirement on this forum to be a member tho. that requirement is you must post nudes.
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Post by: TastyTaste on April 04, 2012, 11:37:40 AM: Quote from: Joeseph Geobbels on April 04, 2012, 11:24:12 AM
we do have a requirement on this forum to be a member tho. that requirement is you must post nudes.

and you need to be able to swallow cum on demand

(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-baking-soda-and-vinegar-do-not-mix.gif)
BRAZZERS
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: metaljoe187 on April 04, 2012, 02:30:25 PM: to become a member one must show nude pic ok! O0 your sister on my pee pee
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 04, 2012, 02:31:11 PM: this is your dick dickless
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Post by: fury on April 04, 2012, 06:43:26 PM: no blacks (niggers) applications are being taken at the moment..sorry
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Post by: Mattdamon on April 04, 2012, 07:01:05 PM: Sup all you sexy mother fuckers.
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 04, 2012, 07:16:03 PM: thats cool by me cuz im not a nigger surprised they let u in
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Post by: fury on April 04, 2012, 08:03:32 PM: you said that was your pee pee...and unless i went color blind overnight thats a brown cock brother...
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 04, 2012, 09:03:14 PM: lol mine is discolored brotha
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 04, 2012, 09:05:40 PM: ok ok enough of this
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 04, 2012, 09:06:05 PM: wow all this bullshit just to join a clan?
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Post by: [OnA]DeltaDeuce on April 04, 2012, 09:53:30 PM: Fuck you, you triple posting, asshole. Go away.
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: metaljoe187 on April 05, 2012, 07:55:31 AM: fuck u triple posting asshole. . your a douchbag miserable fuck face cock sucking douchbag get a life fag bait
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: TastyTaste on April 05, 2012, 08:51:22 AM: ^ great comeback bro

(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/3/29/166b11da-ebc0-47b7-8f43-d5ca6bc13b87.gif)
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: [OnA]DeltaDeuce on April 05, 2012, 11:19:46 AM: Quote from: metaljoe187 on April 05, 2012, 07:55:31 AM
fuck u triple posting asshole. . your a douchbag miserable fuck face cock sucking douchbag get a life fag bait

*you're*

The sooner you die, the sooner the rest of us will be better off. I hope you get AIDS from an African refugee that just got done plowing your girlfriend and her dog.
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: fury on April 05, 2012, 02:24:02 PM: african refugees in the US?
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 05, 2012, 05:58:14 PM: hahaha im laughing at your stupidity!! ^-^
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Post by: pixiestyx on April 05, 2012, 06:56:33 PM: They're all kind of stupid....
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Post by: TastyTaste on April 05, 2012, 07:19:46 PM: Quote from: metaljoe187 on April 05, 2012, 05:58:14 PM
hahaha im laughing at your stupidity!! ^-^
Quote from: metaljoe187 on April 05, 2012, 07:55:31 AM
fuck u triple posting asshole. . your a douchbag miserable fuck face cock sucking douchbag get a life fag bait

You sound like you're good at Call of Duty.
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: fury on April 07, 2012, 11:19:01 PM: you scared him off tasty...go easy on them next time
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Post by: whores on April 08, 2012, 08:08:34 AM: Quote from: fury on April 07, 2012, 11:19:01 PM
you scared him off tasty...go easy on them next time

i know where tasty lives when he visits NJ....lemme know if you want me to donkey punch him.. :-*
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Post by: TastyTaste on April 08, 2012, 08:36:16 AM: You need permission?
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Post by: fury on April 08, 2012, 03:32:14 PM: Quote from: whores on April 08, 2012, 08:08:34 AM
i know where tasty lives when he visits NJ....lemme know if you want me to donkey punch him.. :-*
could you give him a butt-party for me instead?
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: metaljoe187 on April 08, 2012, 11:00:08 PM: rub poo poo all over his face and dont forget about the german dump on chest :)
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: TastyTaste on April 09, 2012, 11:36:54 AM: (http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/4/6/60896714-ae03-4649-9265-7858795f90e5.gif)
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: metaljoe187 on April 09, 2012, 03:01:47 PM: sorry... guys ... i was on a cocaine binge. i was beating up prostitutes while listing to jewel
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: TastyTaste on April 10, 2012, 07:43:41 AM: what kind of lists did you make for her?
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Post by: pixiestyx on April 10, 2012, 09:40:18 AM: Quote from: TastyTaste on April 10, 2012, 07:43:41 AM
what kind of lists did you make for her?

LOL, nice catch
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 10, 2012, 09:54:50 AM: yeah i fucked up.................. listening
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Post by: [OnA]DeltaDeuce on April 10, 2012, 10:07:52 AM: You fucked up? Really? Fucking retard.
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: fury on April 12, 2012, 05:07:23 PM: metaljoe,if you want to join OnA you got my vote...
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Post by: whores on April 12, 2012, 08:45:22 PM: Quote from: fury on April 12, 2012, 05:07:23 PM
metaljoe,if you want to join OnA you got my vote...

x2. Anyone who loves felching and giving blumpkins is a good egg in my book
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Post by: fury on April 12, 2012, 10:07:19 PM: Quote from: whores on April 12, 2012, 08:45:22 PM
giving blumpkins
that sir...is a pretty nasty thing to do...
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: [OnA]DeltaDeuce on April 13, 2012, 07:13:23 AM: Quote from: fury on April 12, 2012, 05:07:23 PM
metaljoe,if you want to join OnA you got my vote...

Fuck that. We don't want his nigger ass over there.
Title: Re: introduce myself
Post by: TastyTaste on April 13, 2012, 08:35:25 AM: Quote from: fury on April 12, 2012, 05:07:23 PM
metaljoe,if you want to join OnA you got my vote...

LOL, ROFL, LMAO

(http://static5.wonderwall.com/image/wonderwall/ZGExNzgyYTMzMzIzYzZjZTc5ZDA0ZmQyOTM0Zjg3ZjcvT3JpZ2luYWwvODMyMTZfT3JpZ2luYWwuanBn/83216-original.jpg)

no
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Post by: whores on April 13, 2012, 03:38:38 PM: Quote from: fury on April 12, 2012, 05:07:23 PM
metaljoe,if you want to join OnA you got my vote...

As the co-founder of OnA I approve Metaljoe joining. OnA welcomes our newest member with wide open arms and butt cheeks. Don't forget to visit us at www.2guys1horse.com
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Post by: fury on April 13, 2012, 04:15:45 PM: Quote from: whores on April 13, 2012, 03:38:38 PM
As the co-founder of OnA
dont forget me and kirby were there too...

he MUST wear the OnA tag,also we need to change his rank...pixie please carry on.
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Post by: Flex- on April 15, 2012, 11:21:20 AM: Spits, Chews, or Swallows? Bonus for gargling.
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Post by: [OnA]DeltaDeuce on April 17, 2012, 12:34:32 PM: RIP Kirby
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Post by: pixiestyx on April 17, 2012, 04:55:35 PM: Quote from: TastyTaste on April 13, 2012, 08:35:25 AM
(http://static5.wonderwall.com/image/wonderwall/ZGExNzgyYTMzMzIzYzZjZTc5ZDA0ZmQyOTM0Zjg3ZjcvT3JpZ2luYWwvODMyMTZfT3JpZ2luYWwuanBn/83216-original.jpg)

I'd fuck her....
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Post by: Joeseph Geobbels on April 17, 2012, 06:58:54 PM: no doubt. id do sex at her.
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Post by: Flex- on April 17, 2012, 09:32:06 PM: The things she'd do for an eight ball...
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Post by: pixiestyx on April 17, 2012, 09:55:03 PM: Quote from: Flex- on April 17, 2012, 09:32:06 PM
The things she'd do for an eight ball...

I'd let her blow me for a nickle....
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Post by: Flex- on April 17, 2012, 11:05:38 PM: Kristen Stewart's Blow for Blow Foundation has such a good ring to it.
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 18, 2012, 05:10:06 AM: Kristen Stewart's chew and swallow foundation has a better ring to it
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Post by: TastyTaste on April 18, 2012, 12:42:56 PM: Kristen Stewart's expressionless fuck me like a dead corpse has a better ring
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Post by: Flex- on April 18, 2012, 04:32:18 PM: Quote from: TastyTaste on April 18, 2012, 12:42:56 PM
Kristen Stewart's expressionless fuck me like a dead corpse has a better ring

That's how she got into Twilight.
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Post by: fury on April 18, 2012, 04:41:28 PM: Quote from: TastyTaste on April 18, 2012, 12:42:56 PM
Kristen Stewart's expressionless fuck me like a dead corpse has a better ring
corpses are usually dead...

i also agree on the fuck me like a motionless ,2 days old corpse part.
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Post by: TastyTaste on April 19, 2012, 09:45:14 AM: Quote from: fury on April 18, 2012, 04:41:28 PM
corpses are usually dead...

she plays that role pretty good
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Post by: [OnA]DeltaDeuce on April 19, 2012, 01:08:12 PM: Fuck this thread and fuck metaljoe.
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Post by: Run Away! on April 20, 2012, 03:25:33 AM: I wonder how she got all the glitter off her mouth.
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Post by: metaljoe187 on April 25, 2012, 07:50:46 PM: UHHHHHHHHHHH. i would wanna boink the girl from underworld better than that tweeker!
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Post by: pixiestyx on April 25, 2012, 08:52:29 PM: Quote from: metaljoe187 on April 25, 2012, 07:50:46 PM
UHHHHHHHHHHH. i would wanna boink the girl from underworld better than that tweeker!

But kate beckinsale literally is old enough to be kristen stewart mom....
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Post by: TastyTaste on April 26, 2012, 08:33:27 AM: Quote from: pixiestyx on April 25, 2012, 08:52:29 PM
But kate beckinsale literally is old enough to be kristen stewart mom....

who cares, i'd take her anyday.
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Post by: pixiestyx on April 26, 2012, 01:21:02 PM: Quote from: TastyTaste on April 26, 2012, 08:33:27 AM
who cares, i'd take her anyday.

True, she is very milfy....;)
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Post by: fury on April 26, 2012, 04:10:30 PM: they'r both disgusting
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Post by: whores on April 27, 2012, 09:00:38 AM: Quote from: fury on April 26, 2012, 04:10:30 PM
they'r both disgusting
x2. pussy is overrated