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Community Talk => General Talk => Topic started by: Shippo on November 02, 2009, 09:32:37 AM

Title: Declaration of War
Post by: Shippo on November 02, 2009, 09:32:37 AM: Over the past year, a horrible phenomenon has engulfed the minds of women young and old. The internet is full of images that once seen cannot be unseen. We are at the beginning of a conflict that will divide us all, men and women, gays, pedos, and general crazies. I am talking about the blight that is the Twilight book and movie series.

(behold the image of our impending doom)
(http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/themes/Aspire/graphics/cat/twilight-movie-posters/twilight-movie-poster-moon.jpg)

This blatant horse shit is the tale of some emo fucking vampire and his damn girlfriend. It has infected the minds of people with posters, books, and I shit you not, panties with this guys damn fucking emo vampire face on it.Click here, but once it has been seen, you can't unsee it-sorry (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44629)

I am tired of seeing images of these asshats on magazines, folders, panties, cakes, and whatever fucking shit they are on. So I propose, that KEA, as a clan, declare the entire Twilight series as an enemy of the clan, and we are to declare war on this horse shit.

I am tired of seeing this emo vampire shit. Sure, I hate vampire movies but damn it they don't have to be teenage emo gay. I have made the declaration and I am asking my fellow clanmates and allies of KEA, how we should deal with this coming enemy that has more in common with Nazis than teenagers.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: DC on November 02, 2009, 09:51:16 AM: (http://www.pvponline.com/comics/pvp20091016.gif)
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on November 02, 2009, 11:22:59 AM: all talk in the server is far worse then this movie. jus sayin.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: DC on November 02, 2009, 01:34:46 PM: Quote from: [OnA]Sloppy on November 02, 2009, 11:22:59 AM
all talk in the server is far worse then this movie. jus sayin.

Being a fat curly headed fuck is > All talk.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on November 02, 2009, 02:05:56 PM: once again you fail stupid, i believe you meant <
also, a head cannot be curly
why so mad?
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Shippo on November 02, 2009, 02:31:12 PM: Quote from: [OnA]Sloppy on November 02, 2009, 11:22:59 AM
all talk in the server is far worse then this movie. jus sayin.

The all talk on the server does not involve emo vampire horseshit. All Talk on the server is greater than all talk radio stations and Katie Holmes left tit
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: pixiestyx on November 02, 2009, 02:48:07 PM: Quote from: Shippo on November 02, 2009, 02:31:12 PM
The all talk on the server does not involve emo vampire horseshit. All Talk on the server is greater than all talk radio stations and Katie Holmes left tit

so is katie holmes right tata better than all of that, cause let me tell you, they're pretty much the same.....
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: 1upmushroom on November 02, 2009, 02:48:22 PM: Quote from: [OnA]Sloppy on November 02, 2009, 11:22:59 AM
all talk in the server is far worse then this movie. jus sayin.
no....not even close
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: fury on November 02, 2009, 04:14:53 PM: Quote from: [OnA]Sloppy on November 02, 2009, 02:05:56 PM
you fail stupid

you failed too smurry boy.."failing stupid" should be something really,really,really opposite to stupid or being stupid for what matters..unless theres an invisible coma in that sentence or im goin blind (most likely)

also..a head can be curly and im gonna submit proof of that right now mister:

(http://whoear.com/sitebuilder/images/deformed_face-523x337.jpg)

so thats a x2 fail..havent seen one of those in a while :D

(http://pics1.vampirefreaks.com/x/xX/xXx/xXxToplessSxXx/20166835.jpg)
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: guit_ar_tist on November 02, 2009, 04:17:27 PM: Is that a boomer?
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Ban Em All on November 02, 2009, 04:38:16 PM: Quote from: [KEA] guit_ar_tist [GA] on November 02, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
Is that a boomer?
lol, thats where they got the concept from.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Morpheus on November 02, 2009, 05:49:31 PM: Quote from: Shippo on November 02, 2009, 09:32:37 AM
Over the past year, a horrible phenomenon has engulfed the minds of women young and old. The internet is full of images that once seen cannot be unseen. We are at the beginning of a conflict that will divide us all, men and women, gays, pedos, and general crazies. I am talking about the blight that is the Twilight book and movie series.

(behold the image of our impending doom)
(http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/themes/Aspire/graphics/cat/twilight-movie-posters/twilight-movie-poster-moon.jpg)

This blatant horse shit is the tale of some emo fucking vampire and his damn girlfriend. It has infected the minds of people with posters, books, and I shit you not, panties with this guys damn fucking emo vampire face on it.Click here, but once it has been seen, you can't unsee it-sorry (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44629)

I am tired of seeing images of these asshats on magazines, folders, panties, cakes, and whatever fucking shit they are on. So I propose, that KEA, as a clan, declare the entire Twilight series as an enemy of the clan, and we are to declare war on this horse shit.

I am tired of seeing this emo vampire shit. Sure, I hate vampire movies but damn it they don't have to be teenage emo gay. I have made the declaration and I am asking my fellow clanmates and allies of KEA, how we should deal with this coming enemy that has more in common with Nazis than teenagers.

Shippo,

you're just angry because you haven't seen pink in your life and you have to resort to jacking off to Kristen Stuart, Ashley Greene, and Nikki Reed.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Shippo on November 02, 2009, 06:15:43 PM: Quote from: Morpheus on November 02, 2009, 05:49:31 PM
Shippo,

you're just angry because you haven't seen pink in your life and you have to resort to jacking off to Kristen Stuart, Ashley Greene, and Nikki Reed.

Who the fuck are those people? Get back on topic god damn it.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: pixiestyx on November 02, 2009, 06:20:11 PM: Quote from: Shippo on November 02, 2009, 06:15:43 PM
Who the fuck are those people? Get back on topic god damn it.

shippo, you're an idiot, on the poster YOU put up it says kristen stuart. ashley greene and nikki reed are in said movie you are declaring a jihad against.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Ban Em All on November 02, 2009, 06:33:36 PM: shippo, maybe you should lay off the moonshine.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: DinG on November 02, 2009, 06:51:01 PM: jihaaaadddddd
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: fury on November 02, 2009, 07:25:23 PM: shes got huge ears...uhmm,kinky!
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Shippo on November 03, 2009, 07:32:55 AM: See, this is why I made this post, we need intel for our Jihad. Also, I don't drink moonshine.
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Morpheus on November 03, 2009, 04:38:33 PM: Quote from: Shippo on November 03, 2009, 07:32:55 AM
See, this is why I made this post, we need intel for our Jihad. Also, I don't drink moonshine.

That's to bad Shippo...moonshine would have been a good reason for this ignorant post. :P
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Hands Mechanical on November 09, 2009, 03:49:09 PM: one of my roommates and i were talking last night about how awesome a Blade / Twilight crossover movie would be... Wesley Snipes running all of those emofag vampire wannabes through with his sword... oh yes, twould be glorious
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: fury on November 09, 2009, 05:21:11 PM: Quote from: Hands Mechanical on November 09, 2009, 03:49:09 PM
one of my roommates and i were talking last night about how awesome a Blade / Twilight crossover movie would be... Wesley Snipes running all of those emofag vampire wannabes through with his sword... oh yes, twould be glorious
lol just wait..its coming
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: [OnA]Sloppy on November 09, 2009, 05:35:45 PM: Quote from: fury on November 09, 2009, 05:21:11 PM
lol just wait..its coming

someone's been reading ahead, ~~NO SPOILERS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD~~
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: CrAzY?!? on November 20, 2009, 06:43:58 PM: Quote from: [OnA]Sloppy on November 09, 2009, 05:35:45 PM
someone's been reading ahead, ~~NO SPOILERS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD~~
its ok because when i gag people they cant say no or stop!
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: Hands Mechanical on November 21, 2009, 02:56:08 AM: Quote from: CrAzY?!? on November 20, 2009, 06:43:58 PM
its ok because when i gag people they cant say no or stop!
GOD DAMN IT AINT YOU JES A COMEDIC FUCKIN GENIUS!

when was the last time you did coke mang wanna go blow some lines and show deez hoes wut up
Title: Re: Declaration of War
Post by: CrAzY?!? on November 26, 2009, 12:17:26 AM: Quote from: Hands Mechanical on November 21, 2009, 02:56:08 AM
GOD DAMN IT AINT YOU JES A COMEDIC FUCKIN GENIUS!

when was the last time you did coke mang wanna go blow some lines and show deez hoes wut up
yesterday, and yes