KEAGaming
Community Talk => General Talk => Topic started by: fury on July 28, 2008, 06:06:01 PM
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pretty useful while playin DOD:s
RAGHEADISH
"A thousand dicks in your religion" (Elif air ab dinikh)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/insults/arabic1.jpg)
Other helpful Arabic phrases:
"May you be struck by a dick" (Air il'e yoshmotak)
"My dick in your conscience" (Airy fe dameerak)
"My dick in your mother's rib cage" (Eyreh be afass seder emmak)
GOOKESE
"Fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors" (Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/insults/china1.jpg)
SPANISH
"Suck butter from my ass"(Chupe mantequilla de mi culo)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/insults/spain1.jpg)
When dookie is used for even the most pedestrian exclamations, more heated applications escalate the filth factor pretty rapidly:
"I shit on your dead" (Me cago en tus muertos)
"I shit on God" (Me cago en Dios)
"I shit in/on your whore mother" (Me cago en tu puta madre)
BULGARIAN
"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, fuck" (Gladna Karpatska valchitza s dalag kosam minet da ti prai deeba) WTF?
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/insults/bulgaria1b.jpg)\
ICELANDIC
"Grandfatherfucker" (Afatottari)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/insults/iceland1.jpg)
Other helpful Icelandic phrases:
"Plunger" (Drullusukkor). That is, the plumbing tool, roughly equivalent to "fucktard."
"Girl who drives a truck" (Trukkalessa). A butch lesbian--that one sort of works in America too, no?
When they eventually run out of random items to call one another, they will revert to grittier tactics. A grand majority of them revolve around who or what their antagonist is prone to fucking.
"Corpsefucker" (naridill)
"Sheepfucker" (rollurioari)
"Unclefucker" (frandseroir)
It's assuring to see other cultures helping us to push the envelope of what "fuck" is truly capable of.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
ROMANIAN
"Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit" (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat)
(http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/insults/romania1.jpg)
and my peronal (favorite one)
GRANDMA FUCKER!
(http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/augly6.JPG)
Shit that was a long post..my bad :-\
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Good list, except for the pic of the two old fucks. That was an image I didn't need to see.
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Wow.... I didn't think of this when I read the thread title lol
Gotta love the www.lemonparty.org men fucking. :P
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ya, thats a way to ruin my day
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ya, thats a way to ruin my day
I guess I won't ask you to join my lemon party :-* :P :D
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omfg friggin lemon party.. better than tubgirl i guess.. but not by much... ewwww...
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fury really pushed the limits on this post, no porn allowed, its amazing how close he got to me editing it lol
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fury really pushed the limits on this post, no porn allowed, its amazing how close he got to me editing it lol
the damage is already done .. :-*
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A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the
following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."
Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's
see... Fun period Fun period Fun no period worry worry worry."
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A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed
the door and went back in the house. A few minutes later
she went out and looked in the mail box again.
She did this several times and her neighbor that was
watching her said: "You must be expecting a very important
letter today the way you keep looking into your mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer and
it keeps telling me that I have mail."
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very nice, i heard that 2nd joke before, but arent you in the wrong section?