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Title: HELP!
Post by: RAMBO on May 06, 2009, 05:35:30 PM: Okay, this has nothing to do with the server or website. Anyways, there is a big buffoon at school. We've been trying to make him shit his pants, 6 laxatives one day, and 5 pieces of ex lax chocolate. No luck. Besides Visine, how do I make this nigger shit himself?
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: soviet pizza on May 06, 2009, 05:40:24 PM: sell him some "cocaine" that is nothing but baby laxative. that'll do the trick.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: RAMBO on May 06, 2009, 06:00:34 PM: Quote from: soviet pizza or something on May 06, 2009, 05:40:24 PM
sell him some "cocaine" that is nothing but baby laxative. that'll do the trick.

I guess you can't read. We already fed him laxatives. 6 times the dosage needed. Stupid boston fuck. Your city sucks cock and so do you. tea party homos.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: soviet pizza on May 06, 2009, 06:28:40 PM: obviously you have never sniffed a line of baby laxative, u will shit ur pants instantly, its fool proof, unless he wont do drugs, but if u want hilarity, then do that. BTW the Pen's suck.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: fury on May 06, 2009, 06:42:04 PM: Quote from: RAMBO on May 06, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
Okay, this has nothing to do with the server or website. Anyways, there is a big buffoon at school. We've been trying to make him shit his pants, 6 laxatives one day, and 5 pieces of ex lax chocolate. No luck. Besides Visine, how do I make this nigger shit himself?
if hes black..you can try this ouside his house..he'll shit his pants instantly

(http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00139/klan_cross_139301t.jpg)

OH NO,HOLD ON..you already did that and got arrested for it,Never mind..
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: Shippo on May 06, 2009, 09:35:10 PM: Quote from: RAMBO on May 06, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
Okay, this has nothing to do with the server or website. Anyways, there is a big buffoon at school. We've been trying to make him shit his pants, 6 laxatives one day, and 5 pieces of ex lax chocolate. No luck. Besides Visine, how do I make this nigger shit himself?

Why the fuck would you want someone to shit his pants? What are you? 12?
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: RAMBO on May 07, 2009, 05:47:37 AM: Shippo, you have no idea how much of a fucking buffoon this kid is. It'd be a nice little ol senior prank on the feller.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: trooper is j on May 07, 2009, 06:26:08 AM: Just epoxy the mother fucker to the chair like I said you douchebag
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: blah #2 on May 07, 2009, 08:05:32 AM: Quote from: RAMBO on May 07, 2009, 05:47:37 AM
Shippo, you have no idea how much of a fucking buffoon this kid is. It'd be a nice little ol senior prank on the feller.

You are still in High School? Just kick his ass after school on the play ground, ha.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: Shadow of Enigma on May 07, 2009, 09:18:58 AM: Quote from: RAMBO on May 06, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
Okay, this has nothing to do with the server or website. Anyways, there is a big buffoon at school. We've been trying to make him shit his pants, 6 laxatives one day, and 5 pieces of ex lax chocolate. No luck. Besides Visine, how do I make this nigger shit himself?

retardation at its finest... :-X
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: RAMBO on May 07, 2009, 02:57:52 PM: I'd kick his ass, but he is a legit idiot. I would just beat on him, with no resistance. No fun, and won't embarass him. However, going poo in his pants would. He'd cry.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: blah #2 on May 07, 2009, 03:29:38 PM: Quote from: RAMBO on May 07, 2009, 02:57:52 PM
I'd kick his ass, but he is a legit idiot. I would just beat on him, with no resistance. No fun, and won't embarass him. However, going poo in his pants would. He'd cry.

Did you used to get touched inappropriately when you were younger? Daddy take the alcohol anger out on you? You seem really mad and mean all the time, like my coworker Pat. He called his bank once and said he was going to drive his truck through the front of the building, haha.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: RAMBO on May 07, 2009, 05:33:01 PM: No, I hate people though. The government/school KIKED me over a couple two tree times. And, the kids were ratting pussies, not all of them, but a lot were. So, now for the rest of my life, as far as I know, I will fucking hate everyone that isn't exactly like me. Fuck you and your therapistic like shit. Faggot.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: The Wolf on May 07, 2009, 05:42:28 PM: Quote from: fury on May 06, 2009, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: RAMBO on May 06, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
Okay, this has nothing to do with the server or website. Anyways, there is a big buffoon at school. We've been trying to make him shit his pants, 6 laxatives one day, and 5 pieces of ex lax chocolate. No luck. Besides Visine, how do I make this nigger shit himself?
if hes black..you can try this ouside his house..he'll shit his pants instantly

OH NO,HOLD ON..you already did that and got arrested for it,Never mind..

lol fury that is funny as hell :P
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: RAMBO on May 07, 2009, 06:24:21 PM: I didn't arrested by the way.
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: fury on May 07, 2009, 06:28:58 PM: Quote from: RAMBO on May 07, 2009, 06:24:21 PM
I didn't arrested by the way.
thought u got probation for burnin a cross in front of a black chick once..or was that smurray?
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: ScrotalTorment on May 07, 2009, 08:59:44 PM: Smurray would go to the hospital after that, from the 3rd degree burns. That's about it. lol
Title: Re: HELP!
Post by: Winters on May 07, 2009, 11:06:08 PM: Quote from: RAMBO on May 07, 2009, 02:57:52 PM
I'd kick his ass, but he is a legit idiot. I would just beat on him, with no resistance. No fun, and won't embarass him. However, going poo in his pants would. He'd cry.
You're going to do this to a retard? lol maybe he doesnt shit