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How to Properly Rob a Bank
« on: February 18, 2009, 03:34:58 PM »
ok, so this info was actually released by the FBI. and my local radio station was playing it, here are a few rules on how to rob a bank.

How to Rob a Bank
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 06:23:16 PM »
Those are some fun tips. But most of those are common sence...Freaking retarded bank robbers can't even do their "job" correctly...LOL!
Note: D-MAN = Fellon, I buy hazardous and illegal substances.  ;D
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 09:25:32 PM »
Like I said, to be apart of KEA you must be either: Felon, Pedophile, Fag, an Asshole, Or all of the above.
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009, 02:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Morpheus on February 18, 2009, 09:25:32 PM
Like I said, to be apart of KEA you must be either: Felon, Pedophile, Fag, an Asshole, Or all of the above.

so...which one are you?  ???






















dont answer, we already know....
























































and we know you know we know...


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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2009, 06:28:29 PM »
Quote from: fury on February 19, 2009, 02:42:23 PM
Quote from: Morpheus on February 18, 2009, 09:25:32 PM
Like I said, to be apart of KEA you must be either: Felon, Pedophile, Fag, an Asshole, Or all of the above.

so...which one are you?  ???






















dont answer, we already know....
























































and we know you know we know...



LOL, was that really necessary? You silly goose... ;D
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2009, 06:43:04 PM »
only sloppy's allowed to call me that without being called a cunt...CUNT
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2009, 07:04:06 PM »
who the fuck would want to rob a bank with these guys running around

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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2009, 07:27:10 PM »
A-team POWER!
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2009, 07:44:40 PM »
America's dumbest criminals is one of the greatest TV shows ever. One guy left his drivers id at the store he robbed, another got stuck in a vent breaking into a warehouse. My fav is the guy who broke into a house drunk then passed out, he was awakin by the cops to arrest him. Or the guy who broke his leg falling from a roof in a car parts store. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2009, 08:06:00 PM »
You want to hear about criminals and our justice system. How about a thief who broke into a woman's home through her skylight, landed on her coffee table breaking his leg. The police got that fuck an ambulance and then he sued the women because she was somehow liable. Like its a crime to put a coffee table under a skylight!


This is the reason why everyone should be allowed to carry a loaded gun. Same thing happened in Texas, only difference was instead of an ambulance they phoned the coroner. LMAO the home owner was carrying two loaded 9's, he fired a warning shot to make the robber stop and turn around, thus making it legal to shot the thief in the face.

God bless Rednecks! aha
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2009, 08:19:40 PM »
One guy broke open a window in a house and went in and fell and got all cut up by the broken glass. sued the guy living there and won! its pretty gay
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2009, 08:35:58 PM »
Quote from: Morpheus on February 19, 2009, 08:06:00 PM
You want to hear about criminals and our justice system. How about a thief who broke into a woman's home through her skylight, landed on her coffee table breaking his leg. The police got that fuck an ambulance and then he sued the women because she was somehow liable. Like its a crime to put a coffee table under a skylight!


God bless Rednecks! aha
I heard about that one on the news. That criminal should die a painfull/torturous death for what he did to that lady... ;D
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Re: How to Properly Rob a Bank
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2009, 01:39:57 PM »
FBI giving instructions?
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