Author Topic: A little about you... (Read 20551 times)

D-MAN · « **on:** August 14, 2009, 10:14:47 PM »

Ok ladies and gentlemen since the server has been down I have had a few extra moments to make this new thread....Please answer honestly.... What would be your dream job/career? State your current job (if in fact you are employed), hours you work in your current job, pay in current job (if you are comfortable sharing that kind of info), weithor you like the current job, And if you don't like it when you feel like leaving, Your hobbies (And guys, some ladies, we all know that you like to masterbate so that doesn't count as a hobbie. Plus any other fun facts about yourself/work place...

Examples...
Dream job: Explosive/Weapons expert.

Current job: Video store clerk.

Hours: About 20 hours a week, but changes month to month by several hours.

Pay: $8.25 an hour But I also house-sit/watch animals and weed-eat around my town. So for someone of my age I think I make bank.

Time of resignation: When a better opportunity comes along.

Hobbies: Shooting guns, hanging with friends, boating, swimming, T.V./DODs

, screwing with teachers minds during school, making $$$, Plus lots others I can't think of ....

Most bizarre:I have been in 2 aroll-over car crashes and haven't gotten a scratch (i wasn't driving). And both my shins are scared up from soccer eventhough I wear shin pads.

Other examples curtesy of FURY...
sexual preference: pitch for both sides

age group: too young to fuck,too old to jack off

pick up line: watch THIS!

dream girl: michael jackson

most bizarre : woke up in a black guy's bed

fury · « **Reply #1 on:** August 14, 2009, 10:31:30 PM »

u forgot:

sexual preference: pitch for both sides
age group: too young to fuck,too old to jack off
pick up line: watch THIS!
dream girl: michael jackson
most bizarre : woke up in a black guy's bed

Rev. Jim Jones · « **Reply #2 on:** August 14, 2009, 10:38:57 PM »

Homer Simpson is my GOD.

WHY CAN WE NOT BE SOBER. WHY CANT WE SLEEP FOR EVER.

TOOL RULES.

BABBBLES more forgets topic and smashes five cars on way to post this thread.

Ban Em All · « **Reply #3 on:** August 14, 2009, 11:20:38 PM »

Dream job: computer company owner

Current job: factory management and computer repair man

Hours: To many to count

Pay: none of ya damn business

Time of resignation: when i have boats n hoes

Hobbies: atv riding, gaming, html coding

Other examples curtesy of FURY...
sexual preference: female

age group: 18-30

pick up line: N/A Girls use them on me.

dream girl: megan fox

most bizarre : had a dream i was being chased by a guy with a knife and locked myself in the bathroom and i woke up in the bathroom.

Glox · « **Reply #4 on:** August 15, 2009, 02:50:38 PM »

Dream job: Dictator of a 3rd World Country

Current job: Poker Player

Hours: When ever I feel like it

Pay: Biggest plus was a lot, biggest single loss was 600

Time of resignation: When I get married?

Hobbies: Cars, Cuddling, Poker, Gaming, Chess, evil soviet oppression, idk i need a new hobbie

Other examples curtesy of FURY...
sexual preference: female

age group: 18-26 =O

pick up line: I hit her with my car and save her driving her to the hospital

dream girl: Kira Knightly =O

most bizarre : I have scars from running scissors up and down my arm.

fury · « **Reply #5 on:** August 15, 2009, 04:11:34 PM »

Dream job: GOD

Current job: bankrupted granite quarry pit partner

Hours: 50/week

Pay: not enough..never enough

Time of resignation: new year's eve hopefully..got my don perignon ready

Hobbies: sex-kick boxing-bass player-gaming-going out-music

sexual preference: female

age group: still get boners now and then

pick up line: yes..yes..but, this my dear...is a ROLEX

dream girl: all of 'em

most bizarre : saying no to a threesome with 2 chicks

Run Away! · « **Reply #6 on:** August 15, 2009, 04:21:52 PM »

Dream job: Already Doing It

Current job: FMF HM Combat Medic

Hours: 24/7 365

Pay: E-2 Paygrade

Time of resignation: Til Death Do Us Part

Hobbies: Killing Hajis,Saving Marines,Playing Video Games,Thumpin Jams In my car,Dickin bitches down,Partying,Drinking til I forget who I am

sexual preference: Women

age group: 20-24

pick up line: Ever seen one this big?

dream girl: Dont bother dreaming much.

most bizarre : I have split my head open 8 times to count. All times needed 6+ stiches. =)

Karas · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2009, 07:56:24 PM »

Dream job: Working at a succesful buisness (I dont dream very high lol)

Current job: Unemployed (as of Aug of last year...)

Hours: 0/week

Pay: I'm outta things to pawn off...

Time of resignation: sigh...

Hobbies: Working on my rice cars, watching a ton of anime, playing games when my computer isnt being retarded, and just overall being very relaxed (part of being unemployed)

sexual preference: female

age group: 20-25

pick up line: Where I live you can be as loud as you want, and noone will care.

dream girl: Dreaming about it depresses me...

most bizarre : having no drivers lisence for 4 1/2 years (suspended), and driveing all the time, all over, but when I finally get it back, I dont have a reliable car to use, and am stuck home...

D-MAN · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2009, 08:10:15 PM »

What was your license suspended for Karas, Racing/drug transportation/DUI?

DinG · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2009, 10:26:52 PM »

Dream job: CEO of a multinational corporation

Current job: Mechanical Systerms Design Engineer for GE Canada

Hours: 40-60/week

Pay: very very nice

Time of resignation: early retirement at 50..travel the world

Hobbies: workin on my different computer systems, volunteering at the humane society, workin out, playing dod's, helping out the entire street with their car problems and a bunch of other things

sexual preference: women of course

age group: 20-25

pick up line: wanna take a ride in my beemer

dream girl: my wife - any day of the week

most bizarre : last year on a business trip.. while landing at general mitchell airport at milwaukee.. the ATC at the last second changed the flight's descent glide altitude from 6000 feet to 2000 feet when we were about 2 mins out from landing.. the pilot brought the place down 4000 feet in less than 40 seconds.. that was not only the most bizarre but also the most fun..

Ban Em All · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2009, 10:50:56 PM »

Quote from: DinG on August 16, 2009, 10:26:52 PM

most bizarre : last year on a business trip.. while landing at general mitchell airport at milwaukee.. the ATC at the last second changed the flight's descent glide altitude from 6000 feet to 2000 feet when we were about 2 mins out from landing.. the pilot brought the place down 4000 feet in less than 40 seconds.. that was not only the most bizarre but also the most fun..

are you sure the pilot wasnt drunk? i know in the states. its illegal for a pilot to do that. atleast that quick.

trooper is j · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2009, 11:11:15 PM »

Dream job : Own the car dealership that currently employ's me.

Current job : Parts Department and Internet manager.

Hours : 40 - 42 each week

Pay : Salary

Time of resignation : When I am six feet under

Hobbies : Shooting, Some what into cars, Building computers, and my two Alto saxes. Both of them bueschers. One is a buescher bu-4 that I got 9 years ago new, The other is Buescher true tone low pitch made in 1939.

Age group : 20 - 25

Pick up line : Hey, whats your name?

Dream girl : The girl that lives up the street from me.

Most bizzare : When I was a kid I got hung up by my wrist on a chain link fence. Still have the scars.

canadian_bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2009, 11:21:21 PM »

trooper is a real person?. its like larry the cable guy who is someone that the guy made up.

trooper is j · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2009, 11:38:56 PM »

Alright here are some photos of my saxes.

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BUTTPIRATE · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2009, 11:50:10 PM »

Dream job: retirement

Current job: pool boy

Hours: About 15 hours a week, but changes with the seasons

Pay: ample

Time of resignation: cmon, with those hours and that pay, would you?

Hobbies: dod, shopping, flirting with sexy young men, eating, drinking, nascar played on our local highway system, motorcycling, sex with jackal

Most bizarre:you dont wanna know

sexual preference: send jackal to find out

age group: 8-80, crippled, crosseyed, or crazy

pick up line: so, you ready to go

dream girl: dare i say..........jackal

Ban Em All · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2009, 11:52:02 PM »

Pretty nice trooper. what happened to the love that we shared buttpirate?

tlopez · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2009, 07:52:12 AM »

Dream Job: Not quite sure...ample choices

Current Job: Network Security and Program designer for Phillips and ASML

Hours: +/- 20 hours a week

Pay: €100-€200 an hour depending on the job

Time of Resignation: June-August (going off to University)

Hobbies: Gaming, partying, chilling, traveling, snorkling, soccer, swimming, annoying the fuck out of US customs officials, and more...

sexual preference: female

age group: 16-18

pick up line: Wanna chill at the pool/wanna eat at the Maris Hotel?

dream girl: I'm too young to just pick one

most bizarre: Get woken up at 5 a.m. and asked to go to City Hall with a military convoy and my uncle (military commander) waiting for me oO...

brdmichaud · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2009, 08:18:52 AM »

Dream job : retire on my 35 acres in Cheyenne WY

Current job : retired from the govt and administrative consultant to the chief of medicine at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in DC

Hours : varies

Pay : ample

Time of resignation : never

Hobbies : Horses, hunting, fishing, sailing and mountain bike riding

Age group : 60

Pick up line : Don't need one.....been married for 39 years

Dream girl : my wife

Most bizarre : Wounded at DaNang Vietnam in the leg from a fucking cong sniper. Went in and out with a minimum scar. Hurt like hell.

RAMBO · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:14:50 AM »

Quote from: [KEA] brdmichaud on August 17, 2009, 08:18:52 AM

Most bizarre : Wounded at DaNang Vietnam in the leg from a fucking cong sniper. Went in and out with a minimum scar. Hurt like hell.

I shall never call you a camper again. Much respect to you sir.

D-MAN · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2009, 10:52:01 AM »

Quote from: [KEA] brdmichaud on August 17, 2009, 08:18:52 AM

Most bizarre : Wounded at DaNang Vietnam in the leg from a fucking cong sniper. Went in and out with a minimum scar. Hurt like hell.

The same kind of thing happened to my Grandpa (shot in right leg) but he was on Guam during WWII and it was a Jap rifleman. He recovered fully and has some great/sad/heroic stories, kinda hard to get the stories out of him but after you get some beer/wine into him he will happily share his stories. Great loving man to have for a Grandpa...

brdmichaud · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2009, 11:12:44 AM »

Quote from: D-MAN on August 17, 2009, 10:52:01 AM

The same kind of thing happened to my Grandpa (shot in right leg) but he was on Guam during WWII and it was a Jap rifleman. He recovered fully and has some great/sad/heroic stories, kinda hard to get the stories out of him but after you get some beer/wine into him he will happily share his stories. Great loving man to have for a Grandpa...

What happened to me is I was an Aircraft Mech for the old F4D. I was marshaling one in and I got a sharp stinging on the calf portion of my left leg, thought that a wrench was lifted up in the jet wash and hit me. Got done getting the aircraft on its spot and then I noticed I was bleeding. So after about a year of phys therapy, I was sent back for my second tour. I do not have a limp anymore however, if someone tells you getting shot doesn't hurt, they are lying. Also did the Panama and 1st gulf war.

Ban Em All · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2009, 12:10:24 PM »

Quote from: RAMBO on August 17, 2009, 09:14:50 AM

I shall never call you a camper again. Much respect to you sir.

getting respect from rambo, the world is coming to a end! :p

but x2 brd. and yeah, i have never been shot. but if a paintball can hurt quite a bit, i would imagine going through the body would hurt like hell.

D-MAN · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Ban Em All on August 17, 2009, 12:10:24 PM

getting respect from rambo, the world is coming to a end! :p

but x2 brd. and yeah, i have never been shot. but if a paintball can hurt quite a bit, i would imagine going through the body would hurt like hell.

LOL yeah the word must be coming to an end...
And I have been hit by a richocet from a .22 and that hurt like a bitch and game me one hell of a bruse so, a through and through must hert like a bitch!

brdmichaud · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:50:10 PM »

Quote from: D-MAN on August 17, 2009, 01:40:22 PM

LOL yeah the word must be coming to an end...
And I have been hit by a richocet from a .22 and that hurt like a bitch and game me one hell of a bruse so, a through and through must hert like a bitch!

When it first happened, it didn't hurt that much, but when I saw the blood then the pain started and let me tell you I'd rather get a root canel without novacain than to go thru that pain again.

Ban Em All · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:54:11 PM »

Quote from: [KEA] brdmichaud on August 17, 2009, 01:50:10 PM

When it first happened, it didn't hurt that much, but when I saw the blood then the pain started and let me tell you I'd rather get a root canel without novacain than to go thru that pain again.

Its sort of like sun burn. Get really bad sunburn and not notice it until someone tells you that you have it.

Author Topic: A little about you... (Read 20551 times)

Rev. Jim Jones